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Oh officer, I can explain.

Ah! That's not it, officer! My Dunsparce doesn't have the move Dragon Ascent... it just has a funny lil' dragon accent! See? Listen to it closely.

Stop it right there! I've been hearing rumors that you plan to abuse Kyogre's power to expand the seas.
 
No, officer! I challenged Cynthia to a Pok?mon battle against my Jynx, but when it started dancing, we both felt compelled to do the same!

Didn't you listen to your professor? There's a time and place for using your fishing rod, and it isn't inside the Pok?mon Centre!
 
Oh officer, I was just trying to teach some of the preschoolers in that Daycare what happens if you try riding your bike indoors ;)

I'm an officer from Orre and I found out that YOU stole an innocent trainer's Bayleef! Why did you do it?!
 
Ah, that's not Leech Seed, officer. My Swellow is simply regurgitating seeds! That's its way of showing affection!

Hold it! How is it possible that you possess a Zeraora when it's not even available yet? I call hax!
 
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If only, officer! See, my Ditto took a great liking to this Pok?mon's design (as did I) and made a habit of morphing into Zeraora.

Now wait just a minute... you're that delinquent sighted stealing Pok?balls from the mart!
 
But officer, I was only taking Premier Balls! >.< I thought they were supposed to be free... D:

You there! Why did you kick your Magikarp just now? That's cruelty to Pok?mon!
 
I, uhhh....*is trying desperately to hide that they found it over level 100 outside Cinnabar lsland somehow! XD;....ANNND then rare candied it to level 255 with duplicated rare candies.....would the officer EVER understand the wonderful world of glitcholagy?!*

How do you have more than one Master Ball if you can only get one in an entire game, pretty much?! :O
 
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Well, officer, I won another in the lottery at Lilycove City :D

Now wait just a moment... how is it that you're walking around in the tall grass with no Pok?mon on you?
 
Professor Oak was so preoccupied with trying to remember his grandson's name that he forgot to warn me! I thought I'd take the liberty. :D

Hey, you're not allowed to carry seven Pok?mon in your party at once! That's not fair!
 
Because conducting lab experiments to combine Pok?mon is now perfectly legal, starting today. :D *wink wink*

Hold on, are you actually walking on Cycling Road?! That's against the law!
 
I'm a great scientist! I discovered the undiscovered egg group and bred legendaries, all of these Lugia came from daycare! I expect to win the Goldenrod Peace Prize this year.

Now wait how come your copy of USUM is a sequel like BW2?
 
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