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Chit-Chat: Operation: Steven Universe

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flight said:
like i told lala, you have no proof that i am some horrible octopus god. >:(
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Derk the vessel housing you needs no further proof. You must accept your fate and move on. We all have our quirks. Tentacles and multiple eyeballs are yours. We love you all the same.
 
For those who don't understand, user flight is not a human but an octopus living inside of a man.
 
I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
 
i always knew flight had it in her but i just never thought it was something with so many arms...

how could you keep this secret from me for so long? after all these years?! did they mean nothing to you? ;A;
 
You could ask the same thing about Castform, really. The man he was talking about is himself.

He's been the vessel to Cthulhu for who knows how long and didn't tell us anything until now.
 
I would rather be the vessel than the cthulhu itself :D
 
flight said:
Once again, your trickery will not work against me, who is the true cthulhu in all of this! It is no secret that cthulhu is a master of manipulation, so it's not surprising that lala has gotten you to side with him. Chase, you must see the truth...that I'm cthulhu...
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I'd like to clarify some misconceptions:

1. Castform is wrong in one aspect: Derk is no 'young Cthulhu'; Derk is Cthulhu, and Cthulhu is eons of years old. We consider 70-year-old Republicans fossils, so why would Derk be a "young" Cthulhu?
2. Derk spews out accusations, much like she does ink (don't judge; she's a giant octopus god), to confuse us and protect herself from the truth.
3. Yes, Cthulhu is right that Cthulhu is a master of manipulation. See quote above for a strong example.
4. That said, I have definitive evidence, unlike the other side of the argument, that Derk is Cthulhu:
  • Derk has Morgan Freeman's voice. Morgan Freeman's voice is the voice of the gods. Cthulhu is an (out-of-fashion) god. Derk is Cthulhu.
  • Castform occasionally makes gurgling noises without gurgling anything. That is the sound of Derk breathing inside him.
  • Castform has been outed as Derk's vessel. Furthermore...
  • ...I have seen the X-rays, and I can confirm there is a large foreign body in Castform's chest. It has tentacle-like extensions from its mouth, wings, and an abnormally sized and shaped head. Hmm...
  • We have testimony from reliable sources such as apocalypseArisen, Castform, and myself that Derk is indeed the Great Old One.
  • Octopuses live in areas with little to no sunlight. Naturally, they would not like or be comfortable with long exposure to extreme sunlight. As we can see here:
    flight said:
    lol I've always just hated the heat since at work, in some positions I'd have to stand for over two hours in direct sunlight and it's just a real pain. x_x;
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    Derk does not like the sunlight; she has not adjusted to it. Derk is indeed an octopus. Do you know who else is an octopus? Cthulhu.
  • Cthulhu has not been in fashion since 0 BC when Jesucristo and his pals Mary and Homie-G came along. Derk made some heart-wrenching remarks to me last night. I am filing a discrimination lawsuit at the same time that I am writing this post. Derk's attitude is the attitude that made Cthulhu "lame" or "not cool." You can't teach an old octopus new tricks, and we know who that old octopus is.
I rest my case, the case of JUSTICE. There is all kinds of evidence that Derk is Cthulhu. Though Castform may ban / lock / mute himself on the Showdown server, he is right that Derk is Cthulhu.

Also, disclaimer: Castform is not a stalker or a creeper in any way. Anything I say about that is not serious. He just bans / locks / mutes himself. Poor boy. :(

Chikara said:
If Derk gets to be Cthulhu, I get to be Z̥̙̣͖͍̰͞a̛̱ḻ̰͚̩͟ͅg̷̹̰̮̖̦͉̻o͓
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Nice to meet you, Z̥̙̣͖͍̰͞a̛̱ḻ̰͚̩͟ͅg̷̹̰̮̖̦͉̻o͓.
 
sorry Angie but i gotta go with Chase. if i go against my own partner he might ban me. :x
 
you guys are hurtin my head with your tl;drs

didn't read LOL
 
I love how this chat has been about cthulhu for hours LOL
 
Lala is right. All the information I have gathered points out to Angie. She's indeed Cthulhu and is indeed in Castform's body.

It is hard to hide that you are a vessel to an ancient, zoologically dubious god.
 
The weather is quite warm here! Perfect conditions for a growing cthulhu like Angie herself :)
 
It's perfectly temperate outside, and has been since 5:30 this morning. The one thing I missed being in Colorado were the mellow dawns and dusks. c:
 
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