Our new PC mansion

[Tsutarja]

I like bagpipes! Looks like nobody is sleeping, so have at it.

 

[Starlight]

They're not actually bagpipes. A stuffed sheep fell off my shelf of death and got impaled on a bit of pipe I was going to repair the kitchen sink with...

Oh btw, who is Mr. McKenzie? I''ve had to sign for 20 packages this week alone with his name on them.

 

[Miss Wendighost]

The last owner who died under mysterious circumstances.

Anyone wanna talk about the sludge flooding the basement?

 

[ElBurrito]

Once again, I swear I didn't have anything to do with any basement related mishaps.

I don't know what's going on with the sludge and I most certainly have no idea about the large rat-man that's been nesting under the stairs.

 

[Tsutarja]

You're not helping with the case because you keep bringing it up :)

either way, I guess some stranger covered the bill for the plumber. thanks random stranger!

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Maybe a neighbor covered the bill?

Anyhow, why is there mermaids in the pool?

 

[Starlight]

I invited them over for coffee a few nights ago but they really like our pool water and I can't seem to get them to leave.

Has anybody seen my shoes? They've all gone missing again.

 

[PageEmp]

Help! I still lost my memory! Can you guys help?

 

[ElBurrito]

Ash, I think I saw someone selling them on the street again. Here Page, eat this rock. Wikipedia says this is high in memory fibers... or something... I dunno just eat it.

 

[Miss Wendighost]

I am the Paladin and I have been defending the mansion from the angry Karens that have been ramming the door asking for the manager.

 

[ElBurrito]

Hopefully you've kept them from gathering all six infinity scarves. No manager will be safe, and I doubt our door would be able to hold them back with that level of power.

Ms Paladin... I don't feel so good...

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Oh crud. I might have to summon the powers of Lord Helix and Cthulhu to keep these Karens at bay.

 

[Tsutarja]

Why are you singling out Karen, though? It could have been Beatrice as well..

 

[Miss Wendighost]

No man, there are an entire army of Karens out there that robbed our PS4 for their kids.

 

[Sorvete]

I better hide my collection of socks in that case

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

As long as they didn't touch the Nintendo stuff, I'm fine.

Since when does the doorbell play Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus?

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Around the same time my computer got hacked to play Old Town Road on startup.

 

[Tsutarja]

That's okay. I changed the doorbell tone to just the standard ding dong.

Who changed the doorbell anyways?

 

[budube]

I thought I changed it to Megalovania, my bad.

 

[Sorvete]

That's alright, just don't do it again.

I hope it wasn't you who put all those toenails in yesterday's apple pie, though.