Our new PC mansion

[Sorvete]

Ooooooh deaaaaaar. We better hide our highly suspicious stock of gummy bears! DD:

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Don't worry, I had fed the goblins our highly suspicious brownies. They should be fine.

 

[Tsutarja]

Is that why I found weed on the countertop last night?

 

[budube]

That wasn't weed it was... tea, yes, tea. But it also definitely wasn't me by the way

 

[Sorvete]

Oh, so it must've been the same person that spilled tea all over the living room's carpet. I told everyone tea bags were a mistake but no-one would listen to me...

Has anyone seen my retro phonograph around?

 

[Starlight]

Sorry, I hooked that old thing up to the flux capacitor in my shower so that I could have some tunes while I time... er... I mean... while I wash.

So, these brownies. Nobody offered me any, I couldn't even get a gummy bear :(

 

[PageEmp]

*accidentally kills Astinus*

Sorry!

Okay... I still lost my memory. Anyone help?

 

[OnomaNunn]

I think i saw a memory in the corner of the bathroom near the flux capacitor.

I can't seem to find Astinus anywhere..i asked Astinus to hide the gummy bears since Ash was looking for them.

 

[Sorvete]

Who even is Astinus anyway? Also why would you hide the gummy bears from Ash?

Guys, I think we need to take PageEmperor to a hospital, or perhaps a madhouse. He's been saying some pretty weird stuff recently.

 

[Starlight]

Shhh... You restrain him, I'll get the phone...

 

[OnomaNunn]

Wait what...isn't that a little too much for just hiding the gummy bears...restraining me. For that reason i won't share the brownies i just found in the same corner as where the memory is.....

 

[Sorvete]

Oh you better share the brownies, or else say goodbye to all those baseball posters on your room

 

[ElBurrito]

I have a flamethrower we can use on the posters. It's not dangerous as long as you stand 100ft away from your target. If only Mr. Fluffles hadn't gotten so close...

 

[OnomaNunn]

The room with posters ain't mine..I think i saw Page Emperor there last time searching for his memory though.....

 

[Cid]

Wait aren't there fire hazard codes in this mansion? I might have to put the fire department on speed dial... Where are the phones in this mansion? Oh wait, I have one in my pocket. But eh, I'd rather use a different one.

 

[ElBurrito]

We had more phones, but I sort of ate them all. I started up this new tech diet. It's low fat but also low everything else. I'm honestly not sure what's suppose to do at this point. Does anybody know what happened to the book I had about this? Or any of my books?

 

[Tsutarja]

Why are you eating phones in the first place? Did you at least leave the landline phone alone that way we could contact authorities in the event of an emergency?

 

[Queen]

Nobody has checked on the mansion in awhile, and the phone lines are apparently down? Time to break in kekeke

 

[Fleurdelis]

oi what is this nonsense going on in here

 

[Queen]

There's a deserted mansion just waiting to be occupied! Let's claim ownership of this land, TY!