Our new PC mansion

[Tsutarja]

And why am I always the one having to clean up these messes in the kitchen?

 

[ElBurrito]

Well I'm certainly not going to clean up the kitchen. If it ain't gonna stay on my plate then I don't need to mess with it. And why are there onions on the body?

 

[Miss Wendighost]

I have no idea who this body in the kitchen was, to be honest. Anyone care to explain why there is an altar in the basement?

 

[Starlight]

Everything tastes better with onions.

Regarding the altar, I always pray to the food gods before I eat... erm, I mean... er...

 

[PageEmp]

*uses toy car to run over altar*

Sorry!

Okay, so I guess we need to replace it, but with what?

 

[Tsutarja]

Replace it with a shrine

 

[ElBurrito]

Pfft, you can't sacrifice people on a shrine...

 

[Miss Wendighost]

I thought that we gave up sacrificing our enemies to the Demon King for New Years last year! I guess that would explain the night terrors I'm having.

 

[Trainer 766]

Wait, Demon King? You're saying we're sacrificing people for an entity and not for sadistic pleasures? Have we been used? Explain, filth.

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Uh, yeah. He kind of cursed the land centuries ago and somehow, we agreed on sacrificing our enemies to keep him appeased. But since we had stopped two years ago, he's back and messing with everyone's stuff.

 

[ElBurrito]

This is why you should have let me "take care of" the neighbors last week. We wouldn't have these problems if you didn't keep hiding my sacrificial blade.

 

[Trainer 766]

If those neighbours you mention are really hound wolves in our clothing, why are we loitering? Why not opt for extermination?

 

[Miss Wendighost]

I thought that we gave up genocide long ago!

On another note, anyone want to explain the music box that keeps playing itself in my room every night?

 

[Starlight]

Sorry about that, I thought it was Tsutarja's room and I was setting it off with a remote control to freak him out at night.

 

[ElBurrito]

So that's why mambo no. 5 keeps playing in my dreams every night. I just thought it had to do with that Hypno Page let in the other day.

 

[PageEmp]

Help! I lost my memory again? Who are you guys?

 

[Tsutarja]

I am Error.

 

[Miss Wendighost]

I am the Spoony Bard. Would you like to hear the song of my people?

 

[Tsutarja]

We have a room full of instruments if you need to use them.

 

[Miss Wendighost]

Alrighty then! *Summons army of Bagpipe players*