Out-of-context quotes

[ReKoil]

"I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water!"

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

"What did you expect? I'm hitler!"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"I am the voice of the future."
*Uses Future Sight*

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

*laughs evilly* "you fool…. I HAVE 70
ALTERNATE ACOUNTS!"

 

[ReKoil]

"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

"He's gonna destroy the earth, for the funny!"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"THEN, I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got em"

 

[ReKoil]

'Croutons have no sense of humor.'

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

"MOOOM! PHINIES ABD FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"He told me he wanted to speak to you in person, personally!"
"Then tell him to tell you what he told you he wanted to tell me, then you tell me!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

 

[Duck]

"Do you want to poison the delicious quinoa, Susan?"

 

[Cosmega]

"STEROIDS! STEROIDS! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"Spidertepig, Spidertepig! It can climb on walls!
Can it weave a web ? Of course not, it's a Tepig!"

 

[ReKoil]

"I Want You To Burst!"

 

[Cosmega]

"Straight Line?"
"Straight Line."

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"I am Groot!!!"
"I am Batman!!!"
"I'm Mary Poppins y'all!"
"Did someone call my name ?"
"... Mary Poppins is real!?"
"Whut!? Mary Poppins is a woman!?"

 

[ReKoil]

'To be fair, most people can't use their butts to pull things out of the oven.'

 

[forg]

"Come here! Follow me into this dark, dangerous alley."