Out-of-context quotes

[Cosmega]

"Guys I taught my hamster how to be sad and now I think he's depressed"

 

[ReKoil]

"Look, I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell I want him to hesitate."

 

[Retek]

*points at a dam*

"Hey look guys, I'll be dammed!"

 

[Cosmega]

"I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

 

[forg]

"Talk to her naturally, like you're talking to the eggplants."

 

[ReKoil]

"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed!"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

"Is there a flight this evening ?"
"There is one! Departure today at 9:00 pm, arrival tomorrow at 7:30 am."
"Do you mean it flies all night long ?"
"No, this one doesn't fly, it drives!"
"!?"
"This one takes the highway!"

 

[moon]

"Walls don't normally open like that."

 

[ReKoil]

"Just give me a dog in a bun and skip all the junk." 😏

 

[Starlight]

"Just give me a dog in a bun and skip all the junk." 😏

😳😅

"You shall know the truth, and it will make you odd"

 

[moon]

"tarantulas aren't hollow"

 

[ReKoil]

"Yet it is ever so simple. Grasp it firmly, move it around, and the louder it squeals, the closer you are."

 

[Starlight]

"You should hold it like a tube of toothpaste that has wings"

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

" My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

 

[ReKoil]

"-Never took you for a poet.
-Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick?
-Sure.
-Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.
-Not bad."

 

[forg]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

 

[Starlight]

"Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey"

 

[ReKoil]

"I Want You To Burst!"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"He did WHAT in his cup?!"

 

[forg]

"Don't you ever go around stealing people's French fries again."