Out-of-context quotes

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"I used to be nothing but the email guy, now i'm the [It burns, ah stop, HELP ME, IT BUUURNS] guy.

 

[ReKoil]

"And I thought bandits were bad BEFORE they had nightmare plants growing out of them!"

 

[PoryKid575]

"We're starting to look like a team!"

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"we take cash or card or credit but we'll take your heart for free!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Hey! You're TALKING to me! And I didn't even have an exclamation point over my head! This is the BEST day of my life!"

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"Your 1996 Roadmaster Collector's Edition is big on comfort, big on responsive power and big on safety engineering, with a remarkably generous list of amenities and conveniences."

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"I see you're having violent thoughts but don't you wanna wanna be a [BIG SHOT]! Inquire today while the secrets in stock! all you gotta do is [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

 

[ReKoil]

"Yessss, look into my eyes. You're getting sleepy.
You're getting...
zzzzzz...
Zzzzzz..."

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

"Sorry, but my ears are just too fluffy and muffly, I guess."

 

[ReKoil]

"Only at Gucci. Where broke people shop to convince people that they're rich."

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]"

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

"Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."

 

[ReKoil]

"I once started a revolution myself. There were lots of guns and a lot of dying. You'd think I would have gotten some better benefits out of the whole thing but no, demoted back to door-opening servitude! "

 

[Starlight]

"the Internet's not written in pencil, mark, it's written in ink"

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

" I am a kind and brave hero! If you come to our side...You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly."

 

[ReKoil]

"Success! My spell to make you want to hang out with me worked!
Stay a while, and listen. Oh god, please -- PLEASE! -- stay a while."

 

[Starlight]

"before that wolf eats my grandma, give that wolf a banana"

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"My Control Plugs Are Now Suitable For Teenagers, Now The Whole Family Can Enjoy Eternal Servitude (Sort Of Regal Mostly Cruel Laughter)"

 

[ReKoil]

"Sanctuary's gone? But the bank! All my stuff! All my crucial information!
YES! I'M OFF THE GRID, BABY! NO MORE CREDITORS!
Seriously, I owe a lot of people a lot of money."

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"YOU'RE IRRELEVANT!"