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"So, this one time, I went to a party, and there was a beautiful subatomic particle accelerator there. Our circuits locked across the room and... I don't remember what happened next. I mean, I can't. We coulda gotten married and had gadgets together, but now, I'll never know."
 
"Thank you for choosing the Quality Inn in Anderson, South Carolina for your Stay. We hope you enjoy your visit while in the area. If there is anything we can do to make your stay more enjoyable, please let us know."
 
"I never got to play with guns when I was but a lad, but then ol' Jackie came along, and he was awful mad. 'I need a robot!' he declared, 'that can do my mighty deeds'.
Then he saw me standing there, and a thought he did conceive. He told a way to make me rad, he gave me slots for guns, then he sent me on my way and wished me 'have some fun!'
Now I'm here, a hired hand, amidst such death and chaos, waiting to be moved around, for my... I have no idea what rhymes with 'chaos'! I REGRET ALL OF THIS!"
 
No, that's only half right. I'm a thief, from a long line of master thieves. While you, you're just a frustrated firework artist turned homicidal pyromaniac.
 
"You upstarts have brought death upon yourselves!"
 
The month after October is November, the month when I was born decades ago !
 
"It's really quiet... and lonely... (hums briefly)
Also this 'stopped moving' thing makes me uncomfortable.
It gives me time to stop and think... literally. I'VE STOPPED, AND I'M THINKING! IT HURTS ME!"
 
"Your device needs restart to install updates. Select a time to restart."
 
"Life is an one-time offer. Use it well."
 
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