I think people are jerks when they talk like this:
"I'm _________ Introducing myself to you, you random passer-by, is a bit like dividing by zero. That's not meant to imply that it's impossible, just that it's very difficult and if you fail, you die. So instead of insulating my ego by describing myself to you in a high and mighty manner, I'm just gonna list some words people have used to define me over the last few years.
I'm a cockroach who just doesn't die. I'm an irritating noon with no friends. I'm completely and utterly unlikable. I have issues. I need to go and see a psychiatrist. My power levels are over nine thousand. For a young 4Channer, I am quite the card. I'm generally misunderstood and this has lead to some catastrophic stuff. I'm crazy. I'm a really cool guy. Nobody can ever be as good as me. My username is too long, I should fix it. My ego is massive but justified. No, wait, scratch that, my actions disgust you. I'm heartless. I'm the most caring person in the world. I'm a judgmental hypocrite. I'm not able to write. I'm a joy to debate with. But most of all, I'm better than you. No I'm not, I'm equal to everyone. Except for you, as some are more equal than others."