Wooh! I needed this thread ahhh, I love talking about my pets. xD Right now I have 2 cats, and they're both incredibly lazy, fluffy, and fat.
This one's Cazhmere:
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He is definitely the laziest cat I've ever owned. I only see him actually move like, 2-4 hours a day , pffffff. The rest of the time he's asleep. And if you pick him up/move him, he doesn't get annoyed or anything, and just plops down were you put him, lmao. xD
He also has a hilarious habit of getting up, stretching, walking a few feet, and then plopping down to sleep again. So he's almost always in the same room we last left him, amazingly xD
For a few hours right before the sun breaks, and sometimes in the morning, he WILL get playful/hyper, and it's incredibly cute. But otherwise he's incredibly dormant.
This one's Kiwi:
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She's really lazy too, and definitely the fattest of fats (She's gotta weigh at least 20-30 pounds ayyyy. I hate having to carry her around/up the stairs @___@), but she's also extremely skittish, and not very bright. xD She's always finding things to hide under/behind (which is kinda annoying), but she's still a love, and is obsessed with getting petted all the time xDD She rubs against EVERYTHING, so we've started nick-naming her the "self-petting cat", pfffff.
She's also reallyyyyyy vocal, lol. Sometimes it's pretty annoying @__@ But it can also be pretty cute every now and then (If you talk to her she almost always talks back, hahaha cx).
And she's a bit of a baby.