pmd dentists

Every Pokémon that can learn Drill Run, and Hitmonchan.
 
Cubism said:
Every Pokémon that can learn Drill Run, and Hitmonchan.
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i still think hitmonchan is the one breaking teeth but maybe that's just to drum up business... how shady...
Xorn said:
omg i've missed these threads
drowsee puts you to sleep while beedril and weavile perform your root canal
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yeah it's been a while huh!!

i appreciate that weavile could use ice to numb everything up but im concerned as to beedrill's ability to even get in there
 
they probably use heal pulse and instantly heal everything or they just chomp on an oran berry? but none of those theories is fun sooo... maybe they have a joltik numb them and then climb into their mouth with the needed tools?
well i hope not, would feel super weird lol
 
Emilia said:
they probably use heal pulse and instantly heal everything or they just chomp on an oran berry? but none of those theories is fun sooo... maybe they have a joltik numb them and then climb into their mouth with the needed tools?
well i hope not, would feel super weird lol
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ooh that gives me an idea for a spin-off thread...

love the idea of joltik just crawlin around in there hell yeah
 
/r/legaladvice: i wanted to see my dentist, but what i got was a small electric bug who crawled into my mouth and electrocuted me while drilling holes in my enamel. do i have grounds to sue?
 
Oh my god, what kind of dentists have you guys been to?

I'm legit scared right now bloody hell
 
Ninetales said:
I think Jigglypuff would sing you to sleep and a psychic type, perhaps Kadabra, would use their psychic powers to extract teeth or perform dental work!
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this is actually cohesive i like it

LadyLurantis940 said:
What about Gigantamax Gengar? It's got a big mouth, so it probably does a heck of a lot to keep those pearly whites sparkling.
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but would it be good enough at attending to other teeth, i wonder?
 
...um. Lucario, perhaps? It can uh hold things with its paws and is pretty tall.
 
Palamon said:
...um. Lucario, perhaps? It can uh hold things with its paws and is pretty tall.
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Size matters not when you lie flat on your back, mouth wiiiiiiiide oooooopen, sweating as a Beedrill inches close to your mouth... and those drill stingers ever so sligthly wave about as the Pokémon flutters, dancing off from your mouth area and right in front of your eyes...

PMD-wise, the one big issue with dentistry is the potential need for local anæsthetics. While sure, you can whack a mon on the head with a Hammer Arm so you can operate peacefully, that does risk causing more damage than needed - in particular if you have to hit them on the head. Moreover, having to operate a more complicated mouth case while your patient is unconscious and can not give you feedback like "no, doctor, it's this tooth, not that tooth!" will sure give you good work prospects for further on the road.

Operating on the mouth cavities themselves, the mons with an advantage will be the ones who can craft and operate tools, or have appendages that can fulfill the tasks, for 1.- pincers (you gotta remove that molar eventually, ideally without breaking anything else close to it) and 2.- brushing (most continuous dentistry work is simply keeping your patient's mouth clean, since they likely won't want to learn to use floss even if it exists in your world).

Bird mons, assuming they are not squicked out with the idea, have a spectacular advantage for dentistry work just as they have in the IRL world, just ask crocodiles and hippos.
 
LadyLurantis940 said:
What about Gigantamax Gengar? It's got a big mouth, so it probably does a heck of a lot to keep those pearly whites sparkling.
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G-Max Gengar has to hire an entire team of live-in dentists to keep its teeth clean every day. And also maybe a forklift.
 
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