Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

...

I have the strangest feeling that Nadia was threatening to rip out your heart

I have no clue where you would get that idea from.

Help me.

 

[shininglatios217]

...

I have the strangest feeling that Nadia was threatening to rip out your heart

So Nadia is a killer?


Corna is apparently getting worse at every update I read.

 

[altariaking]

I'm not surprised Nadia is like that...that's what happens when you stay in Corna too long :\

 

[Nurse Barbra]

Unfortunatally, its not dependent on how long you stay in corna, more that its actually the air, water, soil, food and general conversation that converts you to being cornian.

 

[Yuoaman]

So Nadia is a killer?


Corna is apparently getting worse at every update I read.

Of course not, that's just crazy...

Every night I have nightmares about her standing over me with a hatchet...

 

[Teh Baro]

I am very sure - there is no chance of there being any more stops. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE TO cry NOT CRY.

- Victory Road + something in it (that you may or may not find)
- League
- Getting the star jewel for the mad scientorapist (you do have waterfall now, don't you? You can already do that now)
- Traveling to the past for a minimal task
- Ninth gym
- Lapibas, dugobas, molebas... Although I don't remember when their tombs opened.


6 stops.

 

[sab]

- Victory Road + something in it (that you may or may not find)
- League
- Getting the star jewel for the mad scientorapist (you do have waterfall now, don't you? You can already do that now)
- Traveling to the past for a minimal task
- Ninth gym
- Lapibas, dugobas, molebas... Although I don't remember when their tombs opened.


6 stops.

You seem to assume that he'll stick around long enough to preform side quests.

 

[shininglatios217]

- Victory Road + something in it (that you may or may not find)
- League
- Getting the star jewel for the mad scientorapist (you do have waterfall now, don't you? You can already do that now)
- Traveling to the past for a minimal task
- Ninth gym
- Lapibas, dugobas, molebas... Although I don't remember when their tombs opened.


6 stops.

You forgot catching Latias's replacement so that makes 7 stops (unless you included that with one of the above).

 

[*Minun*]

You seem to assume that he'll stick around long enough to preform side quests.

After angering Nadia I'm not too sure he will stick around long enough

 

[Sage Harpuia]

- Victory Road + something in it (that you may or may not find)
- League
- Getting the star jewel for the mad scientorapist (you do have waterfall now, don't you? You can already do that now)
- Traveling to the past for a minimal task
- Ninth gym
- Lapibas, dugobas, molebas... Although I don't remember when their tombs opened.


6 stops.

A ninth gym? You should thanks him, Youaman, he even bothered to create an extra schizophrenic challenge for you:) (and extra fun for us). BTW, nice update.

 

[Yuoaman]

- Victory Road + something in it (that you may or may not find)
- League
- Getting the star jewel for the mad scientorapist (you do have waterfall now, don't you? You can already do that now)
- Traveling to the past for a minimal task
- Ninth gym
- Lapibas, dugobas, molebas... Although I don't remember when their tombs opened.


6 stops.

Considering my luck I'll probably stumble into all of those other steps just trying to tie my shoes... :disappoin:

On another note, I'll be playing some Quartz shortly so there will be another update tonight or tomorrow depending on whether Photobucket behaves or not.

 

[altariaking]

Oh yeah and there's the Pokemon that looks human too.
Nothing is human in Corna...

 

[Yuoaman]

There's a new abomination up in the LP Group for you guys to name, if you guys are up for it.

 

[Teh Baro]

Oh yeah and there's the Pokemon that looks human too.
Nothing is human in Corna...

Ah, yeah. That one is important. Is like running through ruby and don't go catch Rayquaza.

 

[Mirby]

That was loltastic. Thanks for that. ^.^

Anywho, name suggested.

 

[LightOfTruth]

A Nice LP update to ring in 2011 :)

 

[Yuoaman]

All right, I'm actually playing Quartz at this very moment (Karendi is being an ass, though, and should have an update soon.

Edited to add: Finished playing for the update, images are being uploaded shortly and I'll write it up tomorrow - hopefully.

 

[Lockmaster24]

god ive missed a bit in corna. lucky me. but unluckily for me i've managed to find a way back :'(

All this time i was checking the lprepo but everything was back here.

 

[Yuoaman]

I was busy and whatnot yesterday, but here it is:

UPDATE 51

Spoiler:

Oh god I don't have Waterfall yet.

-ONE UNDOCUMENTED TREK THROUGH THE CLOUDY DARKNESS-

...how the **** did I get here?

Seriously - there's a pretty sizable chunk of my day gone...

I guess I'll just look around... and check if maybe there's some sort of explanation for this.

WATCH ME CLIMB TO THE HEAVENS!

Or just ascend what should have, by all rights, absolutely nothing for R. Nixon.

And suddenly... balloon... tentacle... guy...?

THAT THING IS INTELLIGENT?

A more fitting name - suggested by the LP Group.

How the hell does a waterfall form this way? There is no logic in th-

...oh yeah... Corna.

If I see any more of these subterranean clouds I'll need some sort of half-assed explanation.

You're going to insult me, aren't you?

Yeah, no - you freaking mental patient.

Wait, did we just battle? I didn't even notice...

Also, what kind of potion is made out of wings?

So it's sorcery, is it now?

I'd love to, but-

STOP GIVING AWAY MY USELESS ****, PHONE!

It's not in its nest because it was taken out? Good to know.

And how the hell did she get her hands on this anyway?

Damn straight.

...and she turns away. :\

I don't want to anger any Aztec ghosts, so I might as well return this thing.

Well obviou-

OH GOD THE SAND IS IN MY EYES.

And suddenly ice for no adequately explained reason - good old Corna.

Goddamn ice...

It would have been pretty damned tragic if Roco couldn't destroy rocks by just staring at them.

Who was it that wanted this, aga-

Oh god!

I remembe-

GHLGHAOUHAGHAghhhh...

Hey there, you silly, silly Frenchman.

Yeah... don't call me that.

Aren't I already watching? Or is that why you're providing me with narration?

...alright? :\

I don't care! I don't care!

I'm not doing sit, Frenchi-

Why this, now?

Sorry, but Heart Isn't Really An Awesome Power.

...only not as cool.

IMPOTENT RAGE!

What the hell is a "rumfle"?

Anyway, I guess it's off to face the... err... best, I suppose, that Corna has to offer.

Olimpic...? Eh, I just don't care enough to nitpick that.

Ascending toward the heavens and all that nonsense.

The village of awkward phrasing, more like.

And that's stopped me before...?

DAMN THAT BARO AND HIS DOOR-SEALING SORCERIES.

...docks?

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

DOCKS?

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN LEAVE?

I am STEVEN! Now get me the hell out of this place.

Wait, are these the same capitalists involved in the conspiracy to keep people who can't afford skates out of northern Corna?

...so they're manipulating the time vortex to make more money from their capitalist schemes? THOSE DASTARDLY FIENDS!

Wait, what?

Being so close to the time vortex for so long must screw with your perception of the present or some ****...

Maybe when the risk is worth it...

Onward, I guess. :\

THIS ROAD IS VICTORIOUS OVER OTHER ROADS, NONE CAN STAND AGAINST ITS MIGHT.

THIS MUSHROOM IS VICTORIOUS OVER ALL OTHE-

Oh, I guess it's just the road then.

What if I don't want to be Consideer Weiner?

I'm sure the requirements for Cornian Champion are quite high...

DAMN YOU ROAD, YOU HAVE BESTED ME WITH YOUR DARKNESS.

Rocks and darkness... what fun.

Insanity...?

Well, for now at least.

I doubt everything in Corna. Except the all-encompassing evil that is Baro, obviously.

I don't have a word to properly convey my feelings right now...

And now you're Tony the Tiger, fantastic.

Or fear, it depends.

So what? All my other battles meant nothing?

Jaume? That sounds like a sound you make when you eat something that shouldn't be eaten.

Like Cornian cuisine.

And now there's a stern elephant, why am I not surprised?

More devestation is always great. Always. :rambo:

So... literally nothing was riding on this battle? Good to know.

I'm never complacent. I'm ever-vigilant.

How does evolution produce a nose like that...?

The answer is: it doesn't.

:rambo:

I'd prefer to forget...

I have no experience with that, sadly.

Only me have good grammar in Corna.

Caves should all be lit by an indeterminate source so this **** doesn't happen...

I still have no clue as to why this thing is made of cans...

So you're all hermits, then?

Several times, probably.

How the hell does that talentless punk get ahead of me?

That sounded more like a question...

There are many misterious things in Corna. All can be traced back to Baro. All.

I HAVE TRIUMPHED OVER THE VICTORIOUS ROAD, I AM EMPEROR OF VICTORY.

Yes, yes I have.

Then how the hell did you even get this far?

How is this even a waterfall...?

At least it isn't elbowing me...

THE GARISH TEXT BURNS MY RETINAS.

Oh god, now I'm blind.

How the hell does that thing open its mouth...?

So apparently this thing will destroy this thing in the past... or something, I guess. :\

Also, what the hell do you call some sort of aquatic Chaos god with the ability to travel through time?

 

[Lockmaster24]

Percival, he must be called Percival or however you spell it.

that name just seems evil