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- Distortion World
- Seen Dec 13, 2020
Lopunny was a beauty pageant well known for her amazing dance routine, demonstrating her perfect ballet techniques. She found herself participating in, and consequently winning these contests. Thanks to her, Kabutops learnt to dance so his quest ended here. But she had one big rival, Haxorus. His Dragon Dance techniques could impress even the steel pro dancer, Aron, who once won the Metal Sound Competition and danced in front of Zygarde himself. Lopunny of course challenged him in a break-dancing contest, using Dizzy Punch to confuse. Aron now danced like a Skarmory with no good moves and two left feet. "Why couldn't I invent this myself?" said Skarmory. Then Haxorus came, crashing through the jungle as he had drank far too much Berry Juice, causing him to be a bit dizzy. Aron bumped into Haxorus, only to get knocked away itself from the stage. The jury decided to disqualify Aron, giving Haxorus the first prize and a cookie to make him the Lord of the Dance. "Haxorus knows the Drunken Style, which is popular in nightclubs and because we're in one let's boogie!" They spun around. Lopunny looked disappointed; she did her best, but it was not enough to impress the random Sandshrew in the background. "Come with me!" Lopunny suddenly yelled as the Sandshrew died. She cried so hard, a mountain collapsed a few miles out of town. She then searched for a false prophet, known for the 'Bloody Sunday'. She first looked for a cookie as she was hungry but all she could find was a rotten Hondew Berry which gave her the runs; she ran to Zygarde for help. Zygarde mulled over her problem, but couldn't think without dancers so he used Dragon Dance, which attracted a horde of Magikarps that kept splashing, so mud splashed around everywhere and Haxorus and Lopunny got mad and left the place to consider a new career path and started a restaurant together. "Let's make Pokéblocks together, ok?" said Lopunny, before a giant egg dropped out of the ocean floating above them. The tiny mushrooms they ate before began to intensify, creating a false reality. "Wake up!", cried Zygarde, causing them to snap out of it. However, there was a beautiful voice singing to them, which they tried to ignore. The voice belonged to the music goddess, Meloetta! Her charm combined with mushrooms caused her to get high, her voice turning weird, causing everyone to fall asleep. Tomorrow...