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"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to...