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[Winter]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the ...​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could ...​

 

[magicarp4thewin]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with...

 

[Meadow]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran...

R.I.P. public :(

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran in frenzied directions, making the ...​

 

[Meadow]

"Good morning, dear." Sceptile said to Arbok and sat down to get breakfast. Then her peaceful morning got disturbed by the group of Grimers, then her husband died. Confused, Sceptile accidentially ate a pile of the finest Magikarp eggs and could do nothing but splash, so she died as well. Her son, an Ekans, has decided to keep on with working undercover as a secret Pokémon Center inspector. He's currently working on a secret project to find out the reason why everyone is killing themselves with badly written fanfiction or poor quality Deviantart drawings so that he can become an angry, murderous chicken eating ham. Soon after, Ekans decided to devour one hundred Magnemite eggs but Mega Rayquaza stopped him and then a mystical power embodied as a Clefairy gave Magikarp invincibility. Golem then said too many characters were introduced but then introduced his son Geodude used Earthquake. Golem died but the focus sash saved him but he used explosion because of the hivemind of Anarchy and exploded into hundreds of Ditto and then a worst thing happened. Mareep had blown up a nearby Sandshrew, who didn't feel much impact, but still lost the ability to Speak and read Irish Gaelic and could only be neglected by one thousand shiny golden Geodude playing Pokémon Snakewood at night eating chesto berries constantly whilst Magikarp cried because he had an everstone stuck to him. Removing was only possible by using Groudon's Precipice Blades however Groudon was on holiday in the Yorkshire Dales, enjoying the sexy seductive buxom beach babes drinking Locally brewed Real Ale. Suddenly, Kyogre appeared and started ruining the fun by calling Groudon a huge dick, screaming insults about its mother. But then Rayquaza appeared to solve a difficult Rubik's Cube, which was created by Arceus to stimulate Rayquaza's brain! This resulted in heavy weight champion RayMcQuaza of Sudokus. His first opponent was a scrawny Sandshrew, who loved ice cream. The tournament's host got sued because Sandshrew was a social justice warrior who loved sharing dank memes. After all this, Ekans died and the funeral services were way too expensive for the writers to keep count, so they assumed the family went to Mars. The tournament was ratchet and tacky, so the announcers said "hell no" and hired a Jynx that could scare away the contestants with the move Flash! Everyone ran in frenzied directions, making the place go haywire and explode.

~ THE END ~​

Hmm... it seems the activity here has dropped, so let's try our luck with another story guys! :D

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. Oh yeah, I was...

 

[Meadow]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..."

Nothing suspicious here...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were...

Zigzagoon isn't the only one who fell for this.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in a...

 

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their...

 

[Meadow]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible...

 

[Meadow]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually..."

 

[Guardian]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret...

 

[elementgermanium]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine...

 

[Meadow]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer...

 

[Meadow]

Zigzagoon woke up, his head hurting a lot. What has happened? Slowly his memory started recovering. "Oh yeah, I was visiting an ice cream shop..." He and a Sandshrew were both crying because they had been locked up in an ice cream van because their temptation couldn't be stopped. A Carnivine entered and spoke: "Terrible news! Vanillite's shop is actually a van of a secret murderer! Just kidding, it's mine." It turns out that Carnivine was the aforementioned secret murderer, and he was holding two...

(This story seems to be going very smoothly compared to the last few! Keep up the great work, guys! :D)