Question the answer above

[StCooler]

Why are you listening to sad, romantic songs?

My beloved teddy bear.

 

[Starlight]

What are you cooking for dinner?

If only my straw wasn't broken

 

[Megan]

Shouldn't you drink more water while walking through the desert?

It's blue, except when it is purple.

 

[ReKoil]

How would you describe your hair color?

It did not stand the test of time sadly.

 

[StCooler]

What happened to your immortality?

It did stand the test of time sadly.
😇

My beloved teddy bear.

What are you cooking for dinner?

You monster! 😢

 

[Megan]

What about the doomsday clock?

I can see the future!

 

[ReKoil]

What do you find the most annoying about your life? 😉 😇

Slim pickings.

 

[Megan]

What prevents you from getting more?

It was an afterthought.

 

[Starlight]

Did you have to search long for this present you gave me?

BINGO!

 

[ReKoil]

What do you say when you find someone else's chocolate stash? =3

They found a Stargate underneath a McDonald's!

 

[StCooler]

Why are you resigning your job at KFC?

Actually this is not proven.

 

[Megan]

Why did you commit tax fraud by counting more Poke Balls than you actually needed?

I see it as an investment.

 

[ReKoil]

Why are you teaching bears human languages?

It's a planter, I swear!

 

[StCooler]

So, I checked with the news. This pot in your living room looks like the 5000-year-old that was stolen from the Museum. What can you say in your defence?
(Damn, this was a hard one XD)

I'm trying with a shark, it's probably easier.

 

[Megan]

Why are you sawing wood without a wood saw?

It's in the cards!

 

[ReKoil]

Where did you leave the secret message to the 00's?

Shaken. Not stirred.

 

[Duck]

How do you want your eggs?

I'm helping Yoshi do tax evasion.

 

[Starlight]

Why does Princess Peach have a warrant out for Pikaboo's arrest?

In the hidden valley of the wind and rain.

 

[Megan]

Where do the Sylphs hide and play?

Filling space one bag at a time.

 

[Roni]

What does my hoarder aunt do in her free time?

I think it was 5 yesterday, but today I counted 8!