Question the answer above

[ReKoil]

Are you on a diet?

There's undead everywhere!

 

[StCooler]

How was your last holiday in Harran?

Probably on my PC.

 

[Duck]

Where's my half a gallon of ketchup?

Bugs, man, they're the worst.

 

[ReKoil]

Why are you cursing so much at your computer while playing games?

Butterfly coasters.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

What did you get grandma for her birthday?

I would, but I fractured my kidney.

 

[Duck]

Can you explain to John how you can only fracture bones?

English mugs other languages in alleys for vocabulary and loose pieces of grammar.

 

[Mahian23]

Can you Explain how English Mug Them?

You don't remember,But you killed a mosquito "That Day".

 

[StCooler]

What happened when my son was born?

You shouldn't do that.

 

[Duck]

I know I said I'd do anything for love, but ... should I do that?

Meatloaf.

 

[ReKoil]

What do you eat for breakfast everyday?

Remember to brush your teeth!

 

[Starlight]

What is the most important thing to do when faced with a wild grizzly bear?

Half a snickers bar

 

[Megan]

What can we use to combat hunger in the world?

A skeleton in the closet.

 

[Mahian23]

Who put that there?

I saw a Dog

 

[ReKoil]

Why'd you suddenly run off like that and why are your clothes all torn and dirty?

No swimming in the bathtub!

 

[StCooler]

Man, I got expelled from my appartment. Can you accomodate me?

At night only.

 

[Mahian23]

When do you use the bathroom before sleep?

I saw a Mouse Hunter.

 

[Megan]

What scared you so?

We only sell real colors here!

 

[ReKoil]

Do you have any Teal paint? 😏

The power of three will set you free.

 

[StCooler]

Man the police caught me and sent me to jail! What do I do?

Because I want your pizza.

 

[Starlight]

Why are you on my friends list?

A beige baseball cap.