Klippy
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DAY TWO
Bird Person approached his best friend, Rick, and said, "I have learned nothing of merit today, Rick. My keen eye is...struggling.""D-don't worry, Bird Person. We just gotta get your b-burp beak wet and you'll be back in no time. Let's go to the strip cluuuuuuuuuub! WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUUUUUB!"
An hour later, Rick and the rest of the gang entered the strip club.
Mr. Poopybutthole sat down and watched a dancer. Someone else sat beside him and pressed a cybernetic device to his temple.
"Ohhhh weeeee...this sure feels funny...Morty?!"
Evil Morty looked at his new cyborg, pleased with his efforts. Now he had an extra pair of eyes.
Rick handed 25 schmeckles to a lovely young lady and pointed at Bird Person, who squawked nervously.
As the young woman led him towards the back of the club to a VIP booth, he kept his eye on another...familiar face.
The stripper sat him down and climbed on top of him, slicing his throat as she twisted off a mask.
"Tammy!"
"Sorry, honey. Guess we just weren't compatible anymore."
"Even in Bird Culture, that was a dick move," said Bird Person with his dying breath.
BIRD PERSON IS DEAD
THE PLAYERS
THE PLAYERS
Klippy as Rick
Omicron as Gromflomite Enforcer
Nakuzami as Doofus Rick
Syndrome as Bird Person
Nimsy as?Nakuzami as Doofus Rick
Syndrome as Bird Person
jdthebud as ?
Ullion as ?
Draskk as Mr. Lucius Needful
marz as ?Bardothren as ?
Daydream as ?
Steel Master as ?
Universe as ?
Christos as ?
Ash as ?
Golgari as ?
Hopeless Masquerade as Mr. Meeseeks
JohnnyMustang as ?Davepetasprite^2 as ?
Juno as ?
desinishon as ?
Spoiler:
what is this craziness?
COUNT ME IN KLIPPARD OF THE BROH SKY
i want to play FOR SURE
Holy **** this is amazing. So amazing I could hear every single character. Yes, even Lincler.
Sign me the **** up!
I totally wanna sign up. Count me in!
*belches* I love Rick and Morty.
So I'm in.
obviously.
ooooh wee
Meeee
IN! ^^
I'm late, am i? :/
broh
I don't know much about Rick and Morty stuff . Can u still sign me up.