RUN RUN RUN

[Somewhere_]

the cops are on your tail guns drawn. you hear a police helicopter overhead.

what did you do?

 

[Juno]

nothing because I am a law abiding citizen

edit: oh I read that completely wrong, I thought the question was "what do you do", like if cops are chasing me for no reason

 

[gimmepie]

Probably set fire to a Centrelink office.

 

[Lucario]

Downloaded a song

 

[Logan]

made a rom hack and didnt take it down

#topical

 

[Zeffy]

criticized the president

 

[moon]

I was framed, totally.

 

[gimmepie]

I was framed, totally.

Okay you were framed just let my family go.

 

[Corrin]

Watched anime online for free.

 

[Esper]

Broke out of their top secret laboratory where they experiment on humans to give them superhuman abilities.

 

[pastelspectre]

murdered someone probably bc i snapped

in all seriousness i probably just like, downloaded music illegally

 

[Lunar]

Probably started day dreaming whilst driving and caused a national emergency somehow

 

[Somewhere_]

Probably started day dreaming whilst driving and caused a national emergency somehow

talk about going 0-60 real fast

Spoiler:

damn that was a great pun

 

[blue]

dropped a mixtape

 

[MadHatter62]

Being Batman.