Say something scandalous about the above user

[ReKoil]

The user above has obtained The Mask and has become a force of nature! Bots beware!

 

[Duck]

The user above liked Son of the Mask more than the original Mask movie

 

[StCooler]

The user above doesn't have a mouth and nose, and still wears a mask!

 

[ReKoil]

The user above doesn't need a mask, viruses have their souls taken and become inert just from being near him!
Do viruses even have eyes? or can you take souls through other ways? the mysterious of the slowpoke...

 

[Roni]

The user above surgically implanted a mask straight into their lungs. The ultimate protection

 

[Duck]

The user above still has lungs instead of using AWS Breathing Service™

 

[StCooler]

The user above is living in Cyberpunk 2077 (with bugs included).

 

[ReKoil]

The user above hits his computer with an electric fly swatter when he encounters bugs

Spoiler:

 

[Duck]

Banned for using a fly swatter instead of flip-flops

 

[StCooler]

Banned for taking *my* flip-flops :(
The user above confused me, I don't know in which reality I am now!

 

[Starlight]

The user above clearly doesn't know that flies will happily leave you alone in return for the small gesture of some new orange flip-flops.

 

[ReKoil]

The user above started a business making flip-flops for flies!

 

[Duck]

The user above wants flies to be forced to wear social shoes

 

[StCooler]

The user above gave the idea to Nike to make shoes for flies. They have 6 legs, thus Nike can sell 3 pairs of shoes!

 

[ReKoil]

The user above supplies Nike with the thousands of underpaid moths required to make all the shoes for those flies!

 

[Duck]

The user above doesn't considering teaching moths to create articles of clothing instead of destroying them to be a giant feat of animal husbandry.

 

[StCooler]

The user above is trying to spread an invasive species with his signature!

The user above doesn't considering teaching moths to create articles of clothing instead of destroying them to be a giant feat of animal husbandry.

hus•band•ry (huz′bən drē), n.
1. The cultivation and production of edible crops or of animals for food; agriculture; farming.
2. The science of raising crops or food animals.
3. Careful or thrifty management; frugality, thrift, or conservation.
4. The management of domestic affairs or of resources generally.

Middle English housebondrie. See husband, -ry 1250–1300

I was wondering what husbands had to do with this... I guess they have nothing to do with this XD

 

[Megan]

The user above is trying to educate people!

 

[Starlight]

The user above is too cool for school!

 

[papper]

the user above steals lightbulbs from broken street lamps.