Say Something Silly!!!!

[Squirtlenator]

Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they die.

mind blown


You can't have everything, where would you put it?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Bad breath is better than no breath

 

[Squirtlenator]

Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?

 

[Starlight]

My favourite things are eating PokeCommunity members and not using commas.

 

[Squirtlenator]

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

 

[Starlight]

Drool is such an awesome word, it just rolls off the tongue!

 

[Squirtlenator]

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

WOW! Where are 10 like buttons.

Be like orange, live up to your name.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Don't judge something by name. Badminton is not bad.

 

[Squirtlenator]

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

 

[Starlight]

I tried to write a poem with a broken pencil. It was pretty pointless.

 

[Squirtlenator]

He who laughs last, didn't get it.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Oh oh, this thread is getting some deep messages.

 

[Squirtlenator]

We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.

 

[ElBurrito]

Remember, there's no "we" or "us" in "team".

 

[Squirtlenator]

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

 

[Megan]

What if there existed a particle that could survive in a place where the concept of "space" doesn't exist?

^it's silly and yet here I am asking myself that exact question.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.

 

[Megan]

"There's a U in stupid!"
"Oh yes? I'll tell you there's also an I in stupid!...wait what?"