Say Something Silly!!!!

[ReKoil]

I'm gonna be... the very best, like no one ever was!

 

[Zeostar]

"ZeoStar wants 9,300 posts for a silly arbitrary reason, so ZeoStar posted in this thread because post count means everything".

 

[Megan]

I don't have a clue what some of you are talking about. That must mean you're doing something right.

 

[Roni]

Like most men my age, I'm 23.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

With stairs meant for climbing, we often succeed in climbing lower than we would have gone down with stairs meant for going down.

 

[ReKoil]

Stairs are just ladders that take up more space.

 

[Starlight]

Ladders and stairs are for people less lazy than I

 

[Megan]

The phenomenon when people don't walk up or down a perfectly empty escalator and instead wait until it moves them to their goal is called "escalator paralysis". It affects the vast majority of people.

 

[Gravyard]

The bread is underwater, it is trying to survive. The duckies are not letting it, the bread doen't float. It flies instead.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

The phenomenon when people don't walk up or down a perfectly empty escalator and instead wait until it moves them to their goal is called "escalator paralysis". It affects the vast majority of people.

I assure you that I am not affected by such phenomenon. I don't wait for the escalator to move me up or down, as I teleport to the other side instead!
Now for the silly quote :
If we want to achieve something that has a probability of 1 in 100 to work, then we better hurry in failing 99 attempts so we can succeed after that!

 

[ReKoil]

My mind is like my Internet Browser....
21 tabs open, 4 of them frozen.... and I have no idea where the heck the music is coming from!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What is the point watching where we are going, if we have all our time to look once we are there ?

 

[Mimik-you_ [R]]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

To have the least possible of unhappy people, it is best to always hit the same.

 

[Starlight]

Sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come... that'll never catch on

 

[Gardevoir1]

Dictionary updates are just the patch notes for the English language

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I often say things so smart, that, most of the time, I don't understand what I am saying!

 

[ReKoil]

I'm not lazy....
I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!

 

[Starlight]

Would you like to walk among the meadow flowers, underneath the sparkling sky, and eat cereal with me?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

When using the human language to speak (by telepathy), I never get what part of each word I need to emphasize. Should I EMphasize? Or emPHAsize ? OR is it emphaSIIIIZe ?