So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Sun]

... and dazzles the whole bar with her dance moves!

So a Castform floats into the bar...

 

[illumine]

...and is used as a substitute for a disco ball, turning it into a dance of Lilligant(s). It tries not to become a type which is super-effective against them.

So a Spritzee then flips into a bar...

 

[UltimateFrosty08]

And poops on the beer supply and Bob the builder

So Bob the builder makes a Raquaza costume and walks into a bar

 

[illumine]

...and is assaulted by a Cosplay Pikachu because it's a thematic event.

So a Grimer sneaks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and fails. The bartender smells it, and kicks Grimer out!

So a Heliolisk walks into a bar...

 

[Otamajakushi]

... and orders a drink. As soon as he picks up the drink, it shocks everyone, causing everyone to get really mad at the poor, embarrassed Heliolisk. Poor thing just wanted to fit in. He ended up leaving without finishing his drink and everyone scolded him on the way out. He went home crying and ended up crying himself to sleep. The next day, he went back to the bar and...

 

[Sun]

he died!

So a Pachirisu hops into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And attacks a surprised Raichu.

The Raichu walks home, heals himselfs, and walks back to the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and brawls with the Pachirisu from the previous night. Raichu even ends up winning. Good for Raichu!

So a Magby skipped into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And burns a Munchlax.

The Munchlax dies, becomes a ghost, and floats into the bar...

 

[Sun]

...and the spirit is brought to the other world by Dusknoir.
Speaking of which, the Dusknoir appears in the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And scares everyone in the bar. I mean everyone.

A confused Heracross sees all this and walks into the bar...

 

[ddrox13]

... And tries to punish Dusknoir with Close Combat, but becomes scared as well when he realizes it does no damage!

So a Klefki floats into a bar...

 

[illumine]

...and a Heracross tries to figure out its resistances before they have to dance.

So, like, a now-safer Meowth walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and gives a round with the money he got from Pay Day!

Then a Psyduck waggles into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

... and gets a major headache from drinking too much

So an Ekans slithers into a bar...

 

[noa]

...And orders a whisssskey!

So a Jumpluff floats into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and gets blown around by a couple of mean Pidgeottos!

So a Wurmple scuttles into a bar...

 

[UltimateFrosty08]

And Drops Dead when he gets to drunk


SO The wurmple now a Gastly floats into a Bar

 

[FireSnow]

...and scares the patrons by taking over inanimate objects and flying them around

So a Dragalge finds itself in a bar...