So a Castform walks into a bar...

[PageEmp]

And uses his bone to carve cups.

A Sharpedo swims into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and bumps into a sleeping Relicanth!

So then that Relicanth exits the bar and a Lanturn swims in....

 

[Hikamaru]

And it puts on a light show!

So a Dusclops walks into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and scares away a few customers! Spooky. :o

So then a Diglett digs its way into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and when he pops out is a Dugtrio! xD

So then a Floette floats into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and no one notices. She then shouts, and everyone starts to walk up to her.

So a Machoke walks into a bar...

 

[Master Snowy]

And destroys everything.

So then, a Cynthia dratini walks into a bar

 

[Hikamaru]

And it acts scared of Fairy-type Pokemon.

So a Teddiursa walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And searches for hony.

A Relicanth re-enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and Head Smashes the bartender by mistake!

So then a Jigglypuff walks into a bar...

 

[noa]

...And gets on the stage, because she's performing tonight! Hopefully everyone can stay awake.

So a Rattata scurries into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

... and gets chased around by the bartender's Glameow. Hope it survives

So a Skiddo trots into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and accidentally slips on the floor to everyone's enjoyment.

So a Shedinja floats into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and trips over a Stealth Rock and dies

So then a Beedrill zooms into a bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and accidentally drops his drink. "Whoops! Looks like I'm a Fumble Bee!"

So then a tired Flareon drags herself into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And sets the bar on fire.

A Mudkip waddles into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and everyone cuddles it.

Giratina walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And sends the bar into hell.

A Chikorita walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and requests the bar's "girliest drink".

A Dodrio walks into a bar...

 

[FireSnow]

... and the heads begin fighting over who has dibs on the cute Pokemon

So an Espeon strolled into a bar...