So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Adam Levine]

...and gets laughed at.

A Zubat flies into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and confuses everyone by accidentally using Supersonic!

So then a Spinda clumsily walks into a bar...

 

[Sheep]

..then trips and falls and walks out in embarrassment.

So a Wailord swims into a bar..

 

[PageEmp]

And destroys the bar with his size.

A Lombre goes into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and orders a drink. Yep, that's it.

Then a Larvitar wanders into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And evolves into a Tyranitar that summons a sandstorm in the bar.

A Lucario walks into teh bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and he used Earthquake MrkII and went crazy after seeing SMOGON's latest tier lists..

So The Magiana gracefully walked into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and conversed with Lucario.

A Lopunny walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and proceeds to hop around the bar in circles screaming "hop da da dop dop da da da da dop..."

So a Sableye walks into the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And it says "hey you like diamonds?".

So a Torchic walks into the bar...

 

[Sheep]

..and leaves a trail of fire behind, resulting in some pretty big damage. That little thing can do so much!

So an Arbok appears in a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and Glares when the bartender over charges it for a drink! ;)

So then a Castform floats into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And summons G0!d from 'The Everlasting Pokémon Journey' game. The duo starts TERRORISING the entire bar, shooting down everything and anything they see, and all the mons start running out and screaming. You from the same game tried to stop them, but he failed once he tasted a wicked headbutt from the cloud creature, and he flew out of the bar window and into the canal. Thankfully, Super Oak saw what happened, and so quickly teleported Castform, G0!d, You's corpse, and himself back to the TEPJ thread where they belong.

I'm sorry you all had to read this.

A Magneton floats into the bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...And causes a huge clatter as all the magnetic objects are drawn to him!

An Absol Skulks into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and everybody starts to scream and run around like a headless chicken because they think a disaster is upcoming! D:

Then a Feebas swims into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decides to run away because of Absol.

An Anorith crawls into a bar...

 

[ddrox13]

and gets called old by a Heracross!

so Hikamaru an Oshawott walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and shows off it's freshly shined scalchop!

So then a Sylveon walks into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and started to show its lovely dance.

So then, a cute little Teddiursa walks to the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And orders a honey flavoured drink.

A Kingdra swims into the bar...