So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sirfetch’d]

...and knocks over the bartender and the bar has to close for the night 8(

So a Regirock slowly walks into a different bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...but was three days late for his appointment.

Then a Celebi time travels to that bar three days ago...

 

[Maruno]

...and asks for its usual before the barman even knows it has one.

Then, of course, Giratina sidles into the bar...

 

[Squirrel]

... and sat down politely ordering a drink whilst being very polite to the bartender. :D

So a Zekrom flew into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and found it's true love, Reshiram :')

So a Slugma slugs into a bar...

 

[Aslan]

... and burns a hole in a blissfully unaware bartender as it hugs the Slugma!

So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....right as his owner was trading him so he evolved!

So then a Medicham walks into the same bar....

 

[Maruno]

...but is interrupted by a bad-mannered Castform ;)

So then a Haunter floats into the bar...

...and the barman says "What do you want, spirit?" And the Haunter replies, "I'd rather have a lager."

Just then, a Kadabra teleports into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and buys everyone a drink because Kadabra just won the lottery and is rich!

So then a Pachirisu walks into a bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and is kicked out for being nuts!

So then a Paras scuttles into the bar...

 

[Percy]

... and gives the folks there some mushrooms.
so a Butterfree flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and uses Sleep Powder on everyone!

So a Gothitelle walks into a bar....

 

[Meadow]

...and tries telling everyone their fortune, to no avail.

So then a drunk Sandshrew enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and passes out on the floor and has to be removed by the resident bouncer, Hariyama.

So then a Kingler walks into a bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and steals all the drinks for itself because it's shellfish!

So then a Skiploom flies in...

 

[magicarp4thewin]

...and gets thrown out by hariyamas whirlwind

Then a gyrados slithers into the bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....and picks a fight with a nearby Moltres. How dar you ninja
....and picks a fight with a Raichu.

So a Magby walks into the bar....

 

[magicarp4thewin]

...and ninjas a nearby elekid and is thrown out for being rude (lol)

.so then a smoochum walks into the bar...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....and gets kicked out for racial reasons. Although there were no problems in the first place....

So a Vaporeon swims into an underwater bar....

 

[Aslan]

... and is confronted by DyingWillFlareon so its runs away!

So then a Psyduck waddles into the bar...