So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Percy]

and start's kicking.
so a sceptile walks into a bar.

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and greets his best friends Swampert and Blaziken.

Then a Donphan rolls into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and crashes into a Wailord who uses Hydro Pump on him. IT'S A OHKO!

So then a tiny Caterpie walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but sees its mom there, and then gets scolded badly!

So then a Sandshrew enters the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and it used Magnitude 10 after dropping the bass.

So the Eternal Flower Floette entered into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and is the prettiest Pokemon in the bar n_n

So then a Gligar flies into a bar.....

 

[Squirrel]

... and throws around his Toxic Orb, poisoning everyone in sight and getting kicked out!

So a Dedenne walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and goes up to the Infernape who is the bar tender and tells him he can be mentioned in the next post in this thread for a free drink.

So then the Infernape walks into a bar...

 

[mishy.]

and becomes the bartender. :b

A Lopunny walks into the bar....

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and mega evolves into Mega Lopunny to show off her fighting skills n_n

So the a Omanyte walks into the same bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

…and everyone PRAISES HELIX on how awesome he is.

So a Zangoose walks into a bar…

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and picks a fight with Seviper, the bouncer.

So then a Meganium walks into a bar....

 

[JJ Styles]

and was still disappointed that Gamefreak wasn't confirming that it will have the Grass/Fairy Mega-evolution for now.

So then an undiscovered species of pokemon stalked into the bar:

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and introduced itself to everyone :D

So then a Politoed walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and used its HA Drizzle to get everyone in the dance floor wet. GG Fire, Ground, and Rock Types.

Then Deoxys crash landed in the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and begins emitting radioactive powers!

So then a Wailord "walks" into a bar...

 

[Percy]

and destroys the bar.
so Machamp walks into the now destroyed bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and tries to rebuild it.

Four days later, when the bar is completely rebuilt, a Misdreavus floats into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and it was holding a pack of Charcoal and Weed.

But then a wild Shiny metang crawled into the bar...

 

[Aslan]

... and is instantly invited to sit with Meowth and his two shady-looking companions!

So then a Grotle trots into the bar...