Suddenly a bunch of your PC acquaintances knocks on your door

I probably wouldn't even answer the door, tbh. No offense or anything.
 
I never answer the door unless I'm expecting someone/something, so you would all just be standing out in the cold until you messaged me on discord about it.

But then I would invite everyone in to meet my cat and then we'd just sit around browsing PC and probably still just chatting on discord even tho we were all right there.
 
How'd you find me?
Anyway, now that you're here, you're in for a feast! We'll cook up something superb, and ensure you'll have a superb stay! We have games (uhhh, a 3DS, a DS, Uno, Monopoly, Ludo, Carrom). Want some outdoor action? We'll play Kabaddi or Cricket (I'll teach you if you don't know how to play) and Football (Soccer for Americans).
Want to relax? Take a room, and sleep, we won't disturb you! Want to watch a movie, we have two TVs - we can either watch together or you can watch alone if you wish to :V
But sorry, we have no western musical instruments at home. Unless you know how to play the Flute or the Tabla, we can't help.

And no, I'm not being sarcastic, whatever I said, I literally meant it, any guest is welcome. Afterall, Guest is God.
 
I would be like ??? as to how you found my house, mildly concerned for maybe 2 minutes then I would offer you some homemade Chinese food to take. Not sure how keen I am to let people into my house unless I know them decently :D
 
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