Chit-Chat: the best thing about being a woman..

[Dter ic]

Only vampires hate the sun. What are you?

Cloudy, just like Brittan's prospects after brexit - neither good or bad so far.

 

[EC]

Been eating day old movie theater popcorn all day and I can just feel my arteries crying out for something healthy by the end of the day.

 

[Corrin]

I just a cinnamon roll and hot dogs, I feel you

 

[Somewhere_]

So i thought of a different girl to ask to prom. She is a friend of one of my friend's girlfriends, so i texted his girlfriend. The girlfriend said that girl says no all the time, but my friend stole his girlfriend's phone and sent a dicky text saying the same thing she did, but in a dicky way. Then proceeded to accuse me of 3rd wheeling. wtf

 

[EC]

I'm going to need a flow chart to understand that post.

 

[Somewhere_]

I'm going to need a flow chart to understand that post.

basically my friend is a dick for 1) accusing me of 3rd wheeling 2) stealing his girlfriend's phone 3) could have related the info to me in a much nicer way

his girlfriend is nice and told me the girl I was considering asking to prom says no to everyone

i hope that makes sense

so that means I'm (without even asking anyone) 0-5

 

[Corrin]

Oh dear :c I'm sure the next one will be it!

 

[Somewhere_]

Oh dear :c I'm sure the next one will be it!

I hope so lol. I just gotta figure out the next one...

i wish my luck wasnt crap

 

[Her]

Heterosexuality will collapse under its own weight, much like neoliberalism and my grandfather

 

[Kumo Teto]

Greetings

 

[Somewhere_]

so it turns out it was all a misunderstanding

his girlfriend just has shit spelling and grammar

I knew it was bad, but i didnt know it was that bad

 

[smocks]

hi I just really wanted to hit 900 posts ignore my shitposts oops

 

[Corrin]

That's good!

I'm craving chocolate milk for some reason

 

[Hikamaru]

hi I just really wanted to hit 900 posts ignore my shitposts oops

I think you should hit 1,000 because I consider it a real milestone.

 

[Somewhere_]

I think you should hit 1,000 because I consider it a real milestone.

it looks like 50,000 your next milestone!

Are you the member with the most posts?

 

[Radiating]

Heterosexuality will collapse under its own weight, much like neoliberalism and my grandfather

 

[EC]

1,000 was a cool milestone years ago. 5,000 is the new 1,000.

 

[Hikamaru]

it looks like 50,000 your next milestone!

Are you the member with the most posts?

Maybe you'll have to try and search that.

 

[Corrin]

I think so lol
But it's not a bad thing :3

 

[Her]

it looks like 50,000 your next milestone!

Are you the member with the most posts?

there's a member here that has over 100k uncounted posts
they are beyond mortal understanding