The Darkest Dungeon

Fine, I'm already GG after this

Hello, I'm the heiress to the pink throne, the Swine Princess, and we've been attacking Candy since N2... She's the Shambler.

I have 32 ATK because you keep attacking my poor sweet precious Wilbur, and if try to kill him, I won't hesitate to kill you, and yes I mean 1 shot kill you. After that tho, I'll only have 8 ATK but srsly I wont reach that far.

Gio tried to super fang Candy to take her down to 50% health but wasnt enough and got revealed to Candy.

So now that you know pls kill Candy before I get rekt by her probably 60ish ATK coz I'm like in the 30s HP now

[attack] Milotic

IF I'M GOING DOWN CANDY, THEN SO ARE YOU!

#NECROMBASSADORFTW
#SWINEBLERROYALTY

and there I've been wondering what kind of feud you and Candy have there going on since day 1.
 
oh and for the record, bac is a green hero, coz we kinda attacked him before we attacked candy :x

and uh, no, coz then she'll kill me and you'll lose a potentially good asset
 
oh and for the record, bac is a green hero, coz we kinda attacked him before we attacked candy :x

and uh, no, coz then she'll kill me and you'll lose a potentially good asset

So, you'd want to continue working WITH us. Does this go well with your winning condition?
 
I honestly doubt half of what gunner said in that post

but

candy has done some really suspicious shit and it sort of worried me when she said "she liked drawing first blood" and killed a guy for no real reason

so I would be fine with wailing on her until she dies
 
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Milotic has been slain.​
 
finally

and unfortunately no... :( i asked klippy if i can, he said no ;~;

but i can atleast help you remove guys before you kill me
 
So...I just realized after I made my attack that attacking Candy before she's had a chance to say anything was hasty. Just my luck that it would be the finishing hit. I'm so so sorry if you're innocent, Candy ;-; And I'll also totally understand if I come under suspicion.
 
So...I just realized after I made my attack that attacking Candy before she's had a chance to say anything was hasty. Just my luck that it would be the finishing hit. I'm so so sorry if you're innocent, Candy ;-; And I'll also totally understand if I come under suspicion.

Mistakes happen and as far as I'm concerned you're confirmed inno. Unless I've misread something, but I'm 99% sure I know what role you are. And I'm also purdy confident gunner is telling the truth here. That or she's seriously messing with us.

As for working together - I'm not against it HOWEVER - if we have no clear targets, you're obviously our best target. :/
 
So...I just realized after I made my attack that attacking Candy before she's had a chance to say anything was hasty. Just my luck that it would be the finishing hit. I'm so so sorry if you're innocent, Candy ;-; And I'll also totally understand if I come under suspicion.

except

I can confirm you aren't scum
 
You remember, when I made the post listing damage done on day three saying there's nothing noteworthy there...

After getting better from my cold this evening, I noticed I had not recorded damage done on day 5 yet, so I did and ...there's like everthing wrong with it:
So here's a list again
target: attacker(s) -damage done
Etherion: Milotic/Candy -40
Elwood: machomuu, Bardo, Mana, Ullion, Omnicron, Gimmepie, Golgari, Hopeless, Sopheria, Rozureido, Chesire Cat, Wizard, Christos -54
Wizardman: Lycanthropy - not mentioned
Davepeta: Syndrome, GreyBidoof, Johnny -12
Zehn: Elwood -13
Milotic: Davepeta -37
Hopeless Maquerade: Fun Size, faer -11
machomuu: noone -2
Lycanthropy: noone -4

I can't believe noone noticed the -40 that a single hit from Milotic did to not really poor Etherion. All previous days she always did 5 damage. Well, that's past now.
More past is also the 13 damage done to Zehn by Elwood. Now Kiyos damage is more difficult to track, because he never attacked alone. On day 1&2 he rode the gp- and melodywagon, but I got "Hopeless Masquerade: Collector Elwood, Golgari -9; JohnnyMustang: aeternum -3" on day 3 and "Hopeless: Golgari -2, Fun Size: aeternum, Elwood -11" on day 4. From that it's likely Elwoods attack was 7 on day 3, 8 on day 4 and 13 on day 5. That's a pretty good hint that he's been the necromancer. Most people have static attacks, not constant growing ones.
Well, most. Davepetasprite² hasn't. Candy took 37 damage from her yesterday. But we kinda got an explanation for that. So we better believe the 32 (temporary) attack stat...

There's 6 damage on the list that's unaccounted for. We've had unaccounted damage before. So far it only came in portions of 2 damage to one player per day. So that 4 damage on Lycanthropy look kinda strange.
What's even more strange: Lycanthropy did attack Wizard and there is no mention of it in the damage list. Now I naturally assumed this may be a GM mistake, but Klippy wrote me: "The damages are correct" (again), so ... Has anyone an explanation for this?

Edit: Gonna go sleep now and probably offline most of the day tomorrow...
 
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Let's see... someone might've canceled Lycan's vote (blocked his attack, whatever), or protected Wizard. I assume role-based shenanigans are at work.

I'm mostly wondering ...who did it?
(and Why? <- in a "one should always ask" way)

I know, you gotta be careful and all... (<- I don't agree), but maybe it would be fine, if you, the one who caused this filled us in on it?
 
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faer has been slain.
The Prophet was waiting between two columns. He had gotten another victory this day and now was allowed to reap his prize.

As faer walked by deep in thought, the Prophet grabbed hold of him, covering his mouth with his grimy, thin fingers. He pulled a handful of maggots from his pocket and force-fed faer the squirming creatures.

"Eat up, inquisitive one."

faer tried to scream, but choked on the writhing bugs in his mouth, vomiting as he struggled. The Prophet pulled forth his bloodied and rusted spoon and dug out one of faer's eyes.

faer was choking on his vomit now, desperately gasping for air that couldn't reach his lungs. His one remaining eye rolled back into his head as he lost consciousness and died.

The Prophet dropped his body and began happily fading back into the Darkness, singing as he went.

"faer faer, dead today. Three correct, two to go. Who's next? Only I know!"
 
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