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The Incredibly Wandering Thread (V1)

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One of Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers entered the room. He wrinkled his nose when he saw the scene. "What are you doing here?" he asked Kon and Chris. "Playing a game?"

He walked closer to the computer screen, rather roughly moving past the humans. "Hm," he said as he eyed it. "An incredibly wantering thread, it says? How interesting. What should we do with this?"

He looked around and decided, without waiting for an answer, that this room was far too small. With his modly powers, he made the roof disappear. Rain was suddenly pouring down on them all, soaking every thing in sight.

"Ehehe..." the Hawt Pelipper tried to excuse itself. "Well, at least we got some fresh air!"
 
Kon glared at the Pelipper as she shivered in her wet clothes. "Modhax!" she screamed, pointing an accusatory finger. Blaziken immediately mimicked the action, pointing a claw, and Pidgey... well, Pidgey danced in the rain.

"I hope you're going to pay to dry-clean my clothes," Kon snapped. "This novelty Turtwig-shaped hat was VERY expensive!"
 
Pelipper stuck out his tongue, just because he could. And then he turned off the rain and made the sun shine instead. It became hot. VERY hot.

"We better get something to drink, or an ice-cream perhaps," the Pelippers said. "This is killing my poor water-type body!"

And then he crawled in under a bed, taking delight in the poodles of water beneath it.
 
A Munchlax - named Barry - kicks down the door. He held up a large barrel of beer.

"Drink up!" he said, tossing the barrel into the middle of the room, "But drink responsibly, kids."

Suddenly aware that he too was technically a kid, he crawled under the bed and saw a Pelliper,

"What'cha doooin'?" he asked.
 
The Pelipper's eyes grew wider than the bottom of a pint glass. "Hi theeeere," he said to Barry. "I'm just hanging here, bro. Look, this thing on the floor is actually coke. It must have been raining coke before. How dare that girl think that is a bad thing!"

The Hawt Chibi Pelipper then used his modly powers to create an opening in the floor. There was now a bubble pool of coca cola beneath the bed. "Sweet. Now we're talkin'," he said, flipped up his wings and floated in the pool, while sipping some coke once in a while. "Why the heck are people still standing up there?"
 
Kon practically face-faulted at the sight of so much glorious, magical, delicious coke.

"Kyaaaa! Time for a drink!" she cried, already whipping out her Official League Champion (Genuine Fake) Coke Mug (tm). She dipped it into the coke pit and took a long drag, reveling in the icy liquid to combat this incessant heat.

And to make things better, her Turtwig hat was all dry! ~♥
 
A Stunfisk with an aura of despair flopped into the room. "All I do is take a look at the thread, and this is what happens?"

The Stunfisk's face squeezed into a smile upon noticing the other people/Pokemon in the room.

"Hey guys..." he said, trying to be as much of an annoyance as possible. The Stunfisk's voice became vile, and he teased, "So i herd u liek Mudkipz?"
 
"You sir, are a GOD!" Barry exclaimed as the hot Pelipper made a cola pool. The Munchlax swan dived into the pool, taking a huge drink.

Before itching,

"AAAAARGH! Too much acid content!!" He shot out of the pool, flopping on the floor like a Magikarp,

And came face to face with a brown flatfish, who spoke,

"So I herd u liek Mudkipz?"

Barry's face resembled one of these > T___T

"Ow..." he moaned, "my intelligence..."
 
With a growl, Kon tipped the contents of her coke mug over the Stunfisk's head.

"Stop making dated internet references. Except that one about Seaking. I like Seaking."

Blaziken chuckled, dipping her feet in the coke pool. As a result, the coke began to heat up horribly and smell rather bad, the sickly-sweet stench filling the tiny room. Pidgey fainted.
 
It was dark, and he couldn't see anything. Angry voices could be heard from the outside, but eventually they faded away as he felt himself being lowered, eventually hitting a hard stop. Spades sticking their shaft into the Earth could be heard, and series of soft 'thuds' started to be heard above him. In desperation Mr. Ering tried to scream, but he quickly found that he couldn't utter a sound nor move, it was as if someone had drained his very essence away, like he couldn't fanthom the reason why he would desire a continued existence. Fading motionless away, he closed his eyes and rested for a while, leaving his thoughts to their own.

Wand remained that way for several hours, and eventually, when he regained consciousness, he concluded that being buried alive sure sucked, but with a resigning tone admitted to himself that at the very least there were worse ways to die, such as being buried alive inside a Cofagrigus. He tried to make himself comfortable as he shuffled around in the coffin, accepting his fate with a sigh.

...That was, until he found a small, spiky-diamond/hedgehog-shaped object stuffed into a small container at one of the walls, saying "In case of emergency, press against forehead". He grunted in relief, and as he followed the instruction he noticed that all of his strength returned to his body, all of a sudden. He let out a Focus Blast with a roar, knowing that despite its tedency to miss at crucial times, it would at least destroy the coffin while it was doing its thing.

As the earth moved aside in response to the explosion, Mr. Ering crawled out of the dirt with a sigh, the cool evening breeze on his face felt like an invitation to get away from his old life, and begin anew. The raw air filled his lungs with inspiration and hope as he breathed, yelling from the top of the newly created pile of dirt atop of what seconds ago used to be his to-be-grave; "HELL YEAH, I'M BACK IN ACTION, YOU SONS OF BISCUITS!"
 
Oh so this must've come from RP...well...this must be the temporary CI&D! -stamps flag on it- >:) Claimed!

So guys, what challenges are you up to? I'm still doing my Hall of Fame challenge. Will take a long time though.
 
Officially I'm doing the lyrics challenge, but the challenge I'm truly playing right now is the "how lazy can a self-proclaimed challenge fanatic possibly be with challenges"-challenge, and I think I'm doing pretty well :D
Seriously, is that lyrics challenge even still alive? It's been a while...
 
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I think it still is. I could swear I see it every time I look at the Challenge forum.
 
OMG THIS IS THE HARDEST CHALLENGE EVER!!!!11111!!!!1!!!!!!!!ONE!!!1!!1

lol,I'm currently in...
no challenges.
 
Muwahah, I thought you guys would do fine with a cute thread like this :3

I've been in some challenges but boy am I bad at finishing them >.< Water monotype, Nuzlocke...
 
Heyyy!!!!! Awesome thread. I was like wut..? Then, OMG THERES 159 PAGES!!!! Waaaatt?

LOL. anyway, I have really been procrastinating on my Dexter challenge on my SoulSilver - haven't played it seroiusly for like a month. Ive been obsessed with monotypes :D.

Myrrh post now!

edit: wtf I hit submit ONCE and it tried to post twice... going back to Chili Pellipers' double post error a few posts above lol.
 
Maelstromk said:
So far the only challenge I'm offically in (despite what my sig says), Is the Scrample Challenge, unfortunately I won't be able to start *hint* until I get two more pokemon */hint*
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*hint* I'm on it */hint*

The only challenge I'm in now is the ones that got away challenge... Probably the most fun I've had in a Pokemon game in a while. I highly recommend it. I'm at the E4 gates and am ready to beat the challenge. I think I'll start a new one when I come back from holiday.
 
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