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The Joker Game (GAME OVER)

Present Suggestion: Raining Bardburgers that explode and smite your enemies.
 
Birthday suggestion: potato servers that ensure every single phase is delayed by at least 24 hours.
 
Elektra Heart said:
Oh, and it would have the voice of Morgan Freeman. You can also pull off clumps of it's feathers (consistency of cotton candy) and it will taste like whatever you want it to. Plus it will grow back instantly.
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Bard, don't fall for it. She never said the feathers were edible. They could corrode your body like a Salandit on a hot summer day. Morgan Freeman's voice is a nice touch, but nothing can replicate that man's voice.

Nothing.

Bardburgers on the other hand, are both delicious and explosive!
 
Elektra Heart said:
In the rare situation that it did somehow damage his insides (which it wouldn't, because the feathers are extremely nutritional) he could just wish his insides to be healed, and they would.

Oh, and he could also wish for bardburgers than rain down and smite his enemies. Just admit it, my gift is superior.
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I would defend by saying that that's too overpowered or something, but this is Bard we're talking about, so he'd love it. You win this round, missy.
 
Bardothren said:
...good point.

Lycanthropy is resurrected until the end of this night phase. He may post, but not use his NA. He also gets to participate in the party game!
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Why, thank you!

As your birthday gift I let you kill me off again in the most cruel way you can think of and you're free to describe every little horrible detail. Have fun! :D
 
ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh
PARTY!!!!
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There might be cake involved! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!! Unfortunately though I'm a bit tight on money this year so I can only afford to give you...

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And finally....

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Altogether all these things form a proper birthday party! Unfortunately teleporters aren't a thing still so this is the best I can do.
 
Suggestion: Don't do what everyone suggesting; Just follow your heart and have a peaceful day ; )

( which probably means world domination xD)
 
Hi, I'm giving you JohnnyMustang himself. I know what you're thinking, this is not something you'd want to receive, ever (unless you want it) but think about it. His life is in your hands... literally! Blow him up with Bardburgers, or get him to blow you, your call! His life is yours. Forever.
 
Davepetasprite^2 said:
Hi, I'm giving you JohnnyMustang himself. I know what you're thinking, this is not something you'd want to receive, ever (unless you want it) but think about it. His life is in your hands... literally! Blow him up with Bardburgers, or get him to blow you, your call! His life is yours. Forever.
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Well that just got really weird, really really quickly.
 
Davepetasprite^2 said:
Hi, I'm giving you JohnnyMustang himself. I know what you're thinking, this is not something you'd want to receive, ever (unless you want it) but think about it. His life is in your hands... literally! Blow him up with Bardburgers, or get him to blow you, your call! His life is yours. Forever.
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o_O

Um...

...

Ok what? ._.
 
Oh.... good thing I was smart enough not to drink anything. Oh yeah... liver failure... daaaang it.

At least we're permanently trapped in LSD: Dream Emulator now so I guess that's a plus. Anybody else wanna go try and find that floating island with the castle on it?

yeah I'm gonna just go off the rails I don't feel up like being in character
 
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