Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a neat person
Even if all the Pokemon I name after you in my nuzlocke are poo.
So I'm not usually serious, as you're aware, but I figured this was a special occasion, so I'll bend the rules a bit.
You're a legitimately great dude and you have a contagious happiness. I haven't known you for very long, but I'm really glad I branched out and started talking in general chat in Discord purely because I got to meet people like you. It's always a fun party when you're around, and I'm excited to continue to get to know you over the course of my stay here. Happy birthday, my dude.
<3