The Nightclub (lite RPing for the casual forumer!)

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Dancing sounds fun. I think I'll dance.

*starts dancing to whatever is playing*
 
*enters the club* 'Ssup, smelly ones! How are y'all doin' on thi- IS THAT A ROBOT!?! *Rushes up to robot bartender and tries to make it do "the Robot" *
 
The valiant forensic detective walks right in the club. Well, he wasn't really a detective, but.. he's got a shiny badge! From a cereal box...

"It's been a while folks!" he greeted. Ah, but look who it is - the friendly robot! "Heey you ol' bucket of bolts, hangin' in there? Remember if you ever need some Oil to drink, it's on me!" he laughed hysterically, probably because he likes making himself laugh. A lot.
 
(Looks at the detective with a slight air of humorous distaste)
Rejuvenate! (Draws a clock-like symbol I the air, badge turns into a rock, and back again)
It's an illusion. The badge, the garments... you came to try and do me in, eh? I could escape, but I think it's a waste of time in the first place. Why are you really here...? (trails off)
 
I am no criminal. Hunter J wants me dead, is all. She took me when I was an egg. I somehow came to be raised by Dragonites and Absols, but Hunter J continues to pursue me out of spite.
 
*wakes up from drunkness* Anyone wants a sample? I have more than enough!
 
Free bubblegum with hotdog flavor and a secret ingredient I never shall reveal muhahaha.
 
Did i hear bubblegum with hot-dog flavor?? Gimme Gimme gimme!!
Also, bartender, can i have another beer please??
 
Hi guys!

I'm underage, but don't worry. :3

*sits at the bar counter* what an interesting cast of people, including a Pokemon, that's around.
What? You still don't believe we are real? (sigh)
(Grabs cane from inside tiny satchel) Oh, the satchel? I magickally enlarged the capacity. I have more things in it than I can count.
Anyway.. (Pokes the detective in the stomach, he backs off.)
Good thing I learned that tongue tying magick. I'm safe with it. I have no grudge against you. Sit down. (Puts cane away, gets Akaran a hot chocolate with ginger)
 
May I have a glass of Dragonite pee and Miltank chocolate milk please? I'm thirsty and don't feel like waiting. Bartender- the longer it takes, the tip dwindles. Hurry up, I'm angry! :)
 
And why do you want to drink bladder excecretions?
 
I'll have what he's having! I hear that stuff makes for quite the energy drink. Oh, and another milk steak please :3
 
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