The Official Mafia Quote Thread

[Salzorrah]

yeah right :( </3

 

[Mana1]

Wetting myself.

 

[Charlie Brown]

Wetting myself.

not sure if that's a quote or a reaction tbh

 

[Klippy]

KLIPPY HAS JOINED THE GAME OF DRAW IT - POKEMON
Bacteriophage OMG
Bacteriophage KLIPPY
Klippy oh fuck
GreyBidoof lol
Klippy no
Klippy no no no no

 

[Charlie Brown]

This is from the Naughty Dragons chat from when it was just me and Kiyo left:

Spoiler:

STILL ILY KIYO soz
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Halfway into the day phase LOL a+ Slowpoke Bac 8)

Spoiler:

 

[gimmepie]

5/7 Melody
gg

 

[Salzorrah]

5/7 Melody
gg

the 100% melody assurance really tops the bar for me lmfao

 

[Salzorrah]

Talking about guns in EM

Gunner: my pew pew will go boom boom
Gunner: if you know what i mean
Gunner: ;)
Sang: in your poon poon
Sang: imean
Melody: wow sang

 

[Charlie Brown]

once you join, you can't leave.

 

[Abby]

I think you could get any quote from brendan and put it here

 

[Sun]

A few days ago in the Blue Team...
4 parts, read whichever you want.
@Nani, I wanted to post the sweet camp fire moments with Kiyo too, but since it involves a bit of privacy, I decided not to!

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 8:17:14 AM] Nani: I'm a tree exorcist
[2/21/2016 8:17:50 AM] Nani: I have the ability to summon one of the spirits I exorcised out of Klippy's oak tree and sic it on whoever I wish, cursing them to speak nothing but gibberish for a phase
[2/21/2016 8:18:06 AM] Bardothren: Yep, and you're the last to post an insult
[2/21/2016 8:18:28 AM] Nani: who me or him?
[2/21/2016 8:18:31 AM] Nani: I already posted mine :/
[2/21/2016 8:18:42 AM] Nani: I said lucifer trembles in fear and disgust of you, remember?
[2/21/2016 8:18:47 AM] Bardothren: oh, nvmd then, that's right
[2/21/2016 8:24:22 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): LOL
[2/21/2016 8:24:24 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): You two
[2/21/2016 8:24:29 AM] Nani: ?
[2/21/2016 8:24:43 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Funny conversation going up there
[2/21/2016 8:25:07 AM] Nani: but yeah the tree exorcist thing is my actual role XD
[2/21/2016 8:25:42 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): So yeah, how does Nani's role work on the first day? XD
[2/21/2016 8:25:58 AM] Nani: I dunno if it works or not to be honest
[2/21/2016 8:26:13 AM] Nani: I don't even know how the game works to be honest XD
[2/21/2016 8:26:23 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): She can only perform her tricks and the victim is only affected if he/she is still alive on the next day phase.
[2/21/2016 8:26:50 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): I don't even know how the game works to be honest XDNo worries, it's a bit confusing on the very beginning. (:
[2/21/2016 8:26:59 AM] Nani: what do you mean a bit?
[2/21/2016 8:27:02 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Things will get better as soon as they progress!

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 8:28:33 AM] *** Bardothren holds a finger over a big shiny red button. ***
[2/21/2016 8:28:44 AM] Bardothren: See that? It activates the nanobots I injected into your bloodstream.
[2/21/2016 8:28:55 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
[2/21/2016 8:28:55 AM] Nani: oh that's what gave me the runs last night
[2/21/2016 8:28:56 AM] Bardothren: They don't kill you, they make you mindless, perfect employees.
[2/21/2016 8:29:01 AM] Nani: I was on the toilet for HOURS :<
[2/21/2016 8:29:12 AM] Nani: wait if you can do that aren't you just going to do that to us anyway at the end of the game?
[2/21/2016 8:29:19 AM] Bardothren: Not necessarily
[2/21/2016 8:29:26 AM] Nani: but you have your finger on the button!
[2/21/2016 8:29:29 AM] Bardothren: It does decrease the value of said employee
[2/21/2016 8:29:35 AM] Bardothren: I just use it as a safety measure
[2/21/2016 8:29:43 AM] Nani: if we're killing each other off we're not all that valuable to you
[2/21/2016 8:29:55 AM] Nani: cause if we were you wouldn't be pitting us against one another
[2/21/2016 8:29:55 AM] Bardothren: What are you talking about?
[2/21/2016 8:30:05 AM] Bardothren: Employment mafia makes millions off of Darknet broadcasts.
[2/21/2016 8:30:25 AM] Nani: you mean you're televising this?
[2/21/2016 8:30:34 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): if we're killing each other off we're not all that valuable to you
cause if we were you wouldn't be pitting us against one anotherThe logic is too strong!!
[2/21/2016 8:30:35 AM] Nani: what the heck is this running man?
[2/21/2016 8:30:37 AM] Bardothren: Of course we are! What do you think all the cameras are for?
[2/21/2016 8:30:43 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Reality show!
[2/21/2016 8:30:48 AM] Bardothren: Ding!
[2/21/2016 8:31:06 AM] Nani: it's survivor mafia edition
[2/21/2016 8:31:34 AM] Nani: but if that's the case it might be like the running man where you just lock the winners up in a closet somewhere and make them into your slaves
[2/21/2016 8:31:59 AM] Nani: there's no way in heck you'd inject us with a control device if you didn't plan on using it
[2/21/2016 8:32:28 AM] Nani: I see a conspiracy here :|
[2/21/2016 8:32:37 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
[2/21/2016 8:32:52 AM] Bardothren: I am using it
[2/21/2016 8:32:57 AM] Bardothren: As insurance
[2/21/2016 8:33:04 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): I really love this game bard, so far the most interesting mechanics I have ever seen, tbh

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 8:33:29 AM] Nani: and just what are we winning here?
[2/21/2016 8:33:34 AM] Nani: a job?
[2/21/2016 8:33:44 AM] Nani: what if we decide we want to leave the job for something else later?
[2/21/2016 8:33:54 AM] Nani: the nanobots would still be in there right?
[2/21/2016 8:34:08 AM] Bardothren: Your liver will process them in six to eight weeks.
[2/21/2016 8:34:23 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): you win chickens!!
[2/21/2016 8:34:35 AM] Nani: so we're all going to need liver transplants after this?
[2/21/2016 8:34:37 AM] Nani: that's good to know
[2/21/2016 8:34:53 AM] Bardothren: We do have excellent health benefits, you know
[2/21/2016 8:35:03 AM] Nani: but what if I want my liver? :<
[2/21/2016 8:35:20 AM] Nani: also what if they don't get processed by my liver?
[2/21/2016 8:35:21 AM] Bardothren: Don't worry
[2/21/2016 8:35:26 AM] Nani: what if they get stuck in my brain instead?
[2/21/2016 8:35:26 AM] Bardothren: We already cloned you
[2/21/2016 8:35:31 AM] Nani: oh I see
[2/21/2016 8:35:35 AM] Bardothren: Any and all parts you need are on hand
[2/21/2016 8:35:41 AM] Nani: you really WERE planning on killing us from the start
[2/21/2016 8:35:59 AM] Bardothren: We also sell some of the more lucrative clones on Ebay
[2/21/2016 8:36:13 AM] Nani: you made me into a made to order prostitute?! D:<
[2/21/2016 8:36:19 AM] Nani: what the hell man
[2/21/2016 8:36:26 AM] Bardothren: Nah, you were too ugly :P
[2/21/2016 8:36:26 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
[2/21/2016 8:36:31 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): IM DYING

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 8:36:37 AM] Nani: well played
[2/21/2016 8:36:45 AM] Nani: but how do I know you don't use one?
[2/21/2016 8:36:49 AM] Nani: a clone in general I mean
[2/21/2016 8:37:04 AM] Bardothren: I did
[2/21/2016 8:37:05 AM] Nani: you're already morally bankrupt so I could easily see you getting a clone of somebody for your own entertainment
[2/21/2016 8:37:12 AM] Nani: you are a sick sick man
[2/21/2016 8:37:17 AM] Bardothren: Fifteen clones of myself fought in the first game
[2/21/2016 8:37:25 AM] Bardothren: I, the winner, became the boss
[2/21/2016 8:37:41 AM] Nani: were you just so bad at it you had to rig the game?
[2/21/2016 8:37:41 AM] Bardothren: It was a sensational hit among many anonymous viewers
[2/21/2016 8:37:55 AM] Nani: I bet it must have been something to see you fail at outwitting yourself
[2/21/2016 8:38:36 AM] Bardothren: No one outwitted anyone
[2/21/2016 8:38:42 AM] Bardothren: I was just the first to reach the machine gun
[2/21/2016 8:38:55 AM] Bardothren: The rest was me finding creative ways to blow my clones to pieces
[2/21/2016 8:39:00 AM] Nani: there's machine guns in this?!
[2/21/2016 8:39:05 AM] Bardothren: Not anymore
[2/21/2016 8:39:11 AM] Nani: why not?
[2/21/2016 8:39:15 AM] Bardothren: Machine guns are so last season
[2/21/2016 8:39:19 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Naniothren, I ship.
[2/21/2016 8:39:28 AM] Nani: so what's the weapon of choice now?
[2/21/2016 8:39:31 AM] Nani: a particle beam?
[2/21/2016 8:39:36 AM] Nani: nuclear weapons?
[2/21/2016 8:39:36 AM] Bardothren: You'll see ;)
[2/21/2016 8:39:46 AM] Nani: your ugly mug on a plasma screen?
[2/21/2016 8:40:10 AM] Nani: I'm sure it could be weaponized for it's abilities to cause people to spontaneously turn people to stone
[2/21/2016 8:40:42 AM] Bardothren: We tried that
[2/21/2016 8:40:49 AM] Nani: what happened?
[2/21/2016 8:40:50 AM] Bardothren: But it only made their dicks hard ;)
[2/21/2016 8:40:56 AM] Nani: :|
[2/21/2016 8:41:03 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): nuclear weapons?Fun fact: This is Wiz/Merlin's expertise on The Office mafia
[2/21/2016 8:41:11 AM] Nani: you're just a walking eldritch horror aren't you?
[2/21/2016 8:41:16 AM] Bardothren: Yep
[2/21/2016 8:41:42 AM] Nani: curses
[2/21/2016 8:41:58 AM] Nani: eldritch horrors don't really have any exploitable weaknesses :/
[2/21/2016 8:42:07 AM] Bardothren: They do
[2/21/2016 8:42:10 AM] Nani: aside from being put on fire or having boats rammed into them
[2/21/2016 8:42:16 AM] Bardothren: They have a thing for tentacle porn
[2/21/2016 8:42:24 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
[2/21/2016 8:42:27 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): IM DYING
[2/21/2016 8:42:45 AM] Bardothren: Better be careful, or you might end up stuck like that
[2/21/2016 8:42:59 AM] Nani: how would it benefit you for him to be stuck laughing?
[2/21/2016 8:43:32 AM] Bardothren: So I wouldn't have to listen to him make bad jokes
[2/21/2016 8:43:50 AM] Nani: what the heck is wrong with bad jokes?
[2/21/2016 8:44:01 AM] Nani: you yourself are a joke so it couldn't really be much worse
[2/21/2016 8:44:18 AM] Bardothren: If I'm the joke, then everyone else is the punchline
[2/21/2016 8:44:46 AM] Nani: I'm sure robin williams is turning in his grave :|
[2/21/2016 8:46:02 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Dang
[2/21/2016 8:46:21 AM] Nani: hm?
[2/21/2016 8:46:24 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): once this game ends, I'm posting this convo in the quote thread (if I remember)
[2/21/2016 8:46:32 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Cant do that now, bc the game is on
[2/21/2016 8:46:35 AM] Nani: eh go for it

 

[mew_nani]

R.I.P Office Mafia - the best mafia game that never was.

Also in Blue Team THIS happened:

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 9:29:31 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Sun are you even legal
[2/21/2016 9:29:50 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: he's illegal in a lot of ways
[2/21/2016 9:29:51 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): I'm actually the oldest, I think
[2/21/2016 9:30:06 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): How old are you?
[2/21/2016 9:30:39 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Guess the hidden number? XX
[2/21/2016 9:30:53 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): what
[2/21/2016 9:31:08 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: it's in hexidermal
[2/21/2016 9:31:10 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Like should I just spit out numbers
[2/21/2016 9:31:18 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): No hints. :)
[2/21/2016 9:31:20 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I think
[2/21/2016 9:31:24 PM] Bardothren: There are no leaders
[2/21/2016 9:31:37 PM] Bardothren: So if they're killed, I'll unleash T-Rexes on the set
[2/21/2016 9:31:46 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): LOL
[2/21/2016 9:31:50 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I'd pay to see that
[2/21/2016 9:31:55 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): +1
[2/21/2016 9:32:07 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): I can actually see him doing that
[2/21/2016 9:32:13 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): on a second thought
[2/21/2016 9:32:47 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): If Bard goes crazy, he might want the t-rex to kill one random person from each team
[2/21/2016 9:32:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: what the heck sun you're 179 years old?
[2/21/2016 9:33:03 PM] Bardothren: [Sunday, February 21, 2016 9:32 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey):

<<< If Bard goes crazy, he might want the t-rex to kill one random person from each teamJust one?
[2/21/2016 9:33:07 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
I'm crying
[2/21/2016 9:33:25 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you old fogey you XD
[2/21/2016 9:33:31 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): 53
[2/21/2016 9:33:39 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: well
[2/21/2016 9:33:42 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): okay be real
[2/21/2016 9:33:45 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you're STILL an old fogey

And this:

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 9:08:08 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Nimsy r u scum
[2/21/2016 9:08:14 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): hahahaha
[2/21/2016 9:08:18 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: isn't she with us?
[2/21/2016 9:08:28 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): I repeat
[2/21/2016 9:08:29 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): hes guessing her rolle
[2/21/2016 9:08:37 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Nimsy r u scum
[2/21/2016 9:08:40 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: also aren't we ALL mafia scum? XD
[2/21/2016 9:08:47 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: hey try calling her a boy that might work
[2/21/2016 9:08:49 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Nani I s2g
[2/21/2016 9:09:11 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: as a last resort I mean
[2/21/2016 9:09:20 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: if you call her that now she'll be ranting for 20 minutes straight
[2/21/2016 9:09:32 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: which will be funny but won't actually help
[2/21/2016 9:09:37 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): 'John Booterson, Alchemist (Johnny Mustang)'

I guess pseudo-gunsmith/vest maker (or w/e it is called) or even a doc
[2/21/2016 9:09:51 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Nimsy is such a great guy
[2/21/2016 9:09:52 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: maybe a doctor
[2/21/2016 9:09:54 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): NIMSY YOU FUCKING GUY GET YOUR BUTT IT HERE
[2/21/2016 9:09:56 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Hahaha
[2/21/2016 9:09:59 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): kiyo
[2/21/2016 9:10:07 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Sun wow
[2/21/2016 9:10:11 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): How brash
[2/21/2016 9:10:14 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: welp we're hosed now
[2/21/2016 9:10:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: wait does she even go on skype?
[2/21/2016 9:10:36 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): gdi, we are so miserable, while the other teams are so united
[2/21/2016 9:10:39 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): fml
[2/21/2016 9:10:49 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: maybe we should try assembling everyone
[2/21/2016 9:11:16 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: BLUE TEAM ASSEMBLE
[2/21/2016 9:11:16 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): As in?
[2/21/2016 9:11:19 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: that
[2/21/2016 9:11:20 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Lol
[2/21/2016 9:11:23 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: it worked for the avengers
[2/21/2016 9:11:24 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): aint working
[2/21/2016 9:11:28 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: aw
[2/21/2016 9:11:32 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): they be deader than dead
[2/21/2016 9:11:43 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: so we need reviver seeds?
[2/21/2016 9:11:55 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): You tried to interact. But they are just corpses!

Also also this:

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 1:47:02 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: eeeew
[2/21/2016 4:53:20 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ; ;
[2/21/2016 4:53:36 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I made a post in the thread and I didn't notice it was nighttime until after I made the post ; ;
[2/21/2016 4:53:40 PM] Bardothren: don't worry
[2/21/2016 4:53:42 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I suck so bad at this ; ;
[2/21/2016 4:53:50 PM] Bardothren: I won't kill you for that
[2/21/2016 4:53:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I already deleted it but still ; ;
[2/21/2016 4:53:58 PM] Bardothren: I'm not THAT evil
[2/21/2016 4:54:05 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: by the way how did gunner become a salt bender?
[2/21/2016 4:54:10 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and who was the other salt bender? ._.
[2/21/2016 4:54:14 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: also one more thing
[2/21/2016 4:54:27 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: why would you want to be fired into the mattresses when the pile of hamburgers is RIGHT THERE?!
[2/21/2016 4:54:38 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: screw the mattresses man I want the hamburgers
[2/21/2016 4:54:50 PM] Bardothren: ...you've never been in any of my games, have you?
[2/21/2016 4:55:02 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: but hamburgers :<
[2/21/2016 4:55:15 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: they're freaking hamburgers man
[2/21/2016 4:55:15 PM] Bardothren: Just ask Johnny :P
[2/21/2016 4:55:26 PM] Bardothren: If he ever comes around, that is
[2/21/2016 4:55:26 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I've been wanting hamburgers ever since last night!
[2/21/2016 4:57:04 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: how the heck do you make hamburgers bad?
[2/21/2016 4:57:08 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: are they all radioactive?
[2/21/2016 4:57:27 PM] Bardothren: In the first game I GM'd, Johnny got killed by a poisoned hamburger
[2/21/2016 4:57:37 PM] Bardothren: The second game I GM'd, Johnny got eaten alive by a hamburger
[2/21/2016 4:57:41 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you poison hamburgers?!
[2/21/2016 4:57:45 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: YOU MONSTER D:
[2/21/2016 4:57:58 PM] Bardothren: I didn't poison it
[2/21/2016 4:58:06 PM] Bardothren: Abby waited too long to use it and it got all moldy and crud
[2/21/2016 4:58:10 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: but it was poisoned!
[2/21/2016 4:58:26 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: that's not a poisoned hamburger that's just a too-old-to-eat one :|
[2/21/2016 4:58:44 PM] Bardothren: same difference
[2/21/2016 4:58:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: no it's not
[2/21/2016 4:59:10 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: a poisoned one implies you injected it with poison
[2/21/2016 4:59:24 PM] Bardothren: well, since you questioned it...
[2/21/2016 4:59:47 PM] Bardothren: a poisoned hamburger is equally as different from a moldy hamburger as a moldy hamburger is from a poisoned hamburger
[2/21/2016 4:59:51 PM] Bardothren: same difference
[2/21/2016 4:59:59 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: is not :|
[2/21/2016 5:00:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: besides why would you leave a hamburger out to rot?
[2/21/2016 5:00:29 PM] Bardothren: I didn't, Abby did
[2/21/2016 5:00:44 PM] Bardothren: And she did it to kill someone

Also also also this:

Spoiler:

[2/20/2016 8:52:24 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: so who is going to get axed first?
[2/20/2016 8:52:33 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): you mean lynch?
[2/20/2016 8:52:42 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): the winning team decides, I guess
[2/20/2016 8:52:43 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I dunno if you can call it lynched
[2/20/2016 8:52:45 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): The winning team has to decide
[2/20/2016 8:52:49 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we're all mafia after all
[2/20/2016 8:52:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: well if I die
[2/20/2016 8:52:56 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): And then that team has to vote off a member
[2/20/2016 8:52:57 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I want you all to know
[2/20/2016 8:53:02 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you are the best
[2/20/2016 8:53:05 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): [Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:52 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist:

<<< we're all mafia after allsurvivor m8 survivor
[2/20/2016 8:53:12 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): D'aw
[2/20/2016 8:53:12 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I believe you can win
[2/20/2016 8:53:17 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): [Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:53 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist:

<<< you are the bestI WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
[2/20/2016 8:53:21 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
[2/20/2016 8:53:27 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Sun were trying to have a moment
[2/20/2016 8:53:29 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and also bard is a grade A jerkface that is too good for the bottom pit of hell
[2/20/2016 8:53:39 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: go screw yourself man
[2/20/2016 8:53:45 PM] Bardothren: Hey, the insult contest is over!
[2/20/2016 8:53:46 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): [Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:53 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi):

<<< Sun were trying to have a momentI don't wanna cry you bastard!!
[2/20/2016 8:53:52 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: who said it was an insult?
[2/20/2016 8:54:01 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): [Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:53 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist:

<<< who said it was an insult?yeah it's a fact!!
[2/20/2016 8:54:02 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Bard is a cesspool
[2/20/2016 8:54:02 PM] Bardothren: I do
[2/20/2016 8:54:09 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you don't get a vote
[2/20/2016 8:54:09 PM] Bardothren: I am GM, my word is law
[2/20/2016 8:54:11 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): lets insult bard
[2/20/2016 8:54:18 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I answer to a higher calling
[2/20/2016 8:54:23 PM] *** Bardothren touches the button ***
[2/20/2016 8:54:32 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: well I'm gonna die anyway so
[2/20/2016 8:54:39 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): what the fuck is that supposed to mean
[2/20/2016 8:54:49 PM] Bardothren: You have nanobots in your blood
[2/20/2016 8:54:50 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: in the grand scheme of things I will probably die in this game
[2/20/2016 8:54:56 PM] Bardothren: I press a button, you turn into a mindless drone
[2/20/2016 8:54:58 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and even if I don't I will die in another
[2/20/2016 8:55:13 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: since my survival rate is basically 0 what the heck do I have to fear?
[2/20/2016 8:55:14 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Bard what shit are you smoking
[2/20/2016 8:55:19 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): [Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:54 PM] Bardothren:

<<< Bardothren touches the buttontouch the bottom instead ;)
[2/20/2016 8:55:21 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): Hand some over m8
[2/20/2016 8:55:32 PM] *** Bardothren hands Kiyo a rasher of bacon ***
[2/20/2016 8:55:37 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: at the very least I can laugh at my own demise
[2/20/2016 8:57:43 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: so anywho, since this contest is over what happens to the survivors?
[2/20/2016 8:57:50 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: do we get drugged again?
[2/20/2016 8:58:03 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): yeah
[2/20/2016 8:58:11 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): until a team wins
[2/20/2016 8:58:17 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): like the show itself
[2/20/2016 8:58:27 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: so we end up in a constant cycle of being on the toilet and being voted off until the end? :<
[2/20/2016 8:58:32 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: did I die and go to hell?
[2/20/2016 8:58:59 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): HAHAHA
[2/20/2016 8:59:00 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: bard
[2/20/2016 8:59:01 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Yeah
[2/20/2016 8:59:05 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): something like that
[2/20/2016 8:59:05 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: are you actually satan in disguise?
[2/20/2016 8:59:23 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: are you here to reap our souls?
[2/20/2016 8:59:34 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and then keep the survivor to be your right hand man?
[2/20/2016 9:00:10 PM] Bardothren: You figured it out so quickly, I'm impressed.
[2/20/2016 9:00:18 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: oh hey
[2/20/2016 9:00:28 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: this means if I say Jesus's name over and over it hurts you! :D
[2/20/2016 9:01:36 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ooh what if I actually quote scripture?
[2/20/2016 9:01:41 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: will you burst into flames?
[2/20/2016 9:02:20 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): You guys are so precious.
[2/20/2016 9:02:36 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: well satan has weaknesses so I might as well exploit them :|
[2/20/2016 9:02:56 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: by the way why'd he even fall from heaven to begin with?
[2/20/2016 9:03:04 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: bard you had everything you could ever have wanted
[2/20/2016 9:03:11 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: was that just not enough?
[2/20/2016 9:03:18 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): But Nani
[2/20/2016 9:03:26 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): aren't you the exorcist?
[2/20/2016 9:03:42 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): surely you have some voodoo spells or sort
[2/20/2016 9:03:48 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I use the bible
[2/20/2016 9:04:27 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): If you purify Bard, will he turn good and increase our income? :B
[2/20/2016 9:04:52 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I don't think you can purify satan sadly
[2/20/2016 9:05:02 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: the only thing you can do is annoy him to the point of making him want to go away :/
[2/20/2016 9:05:24 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I never really understood why a simple name burns him so bad
[2/20/2016 9:05:27 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: what a pansy!
[2/20/2016 9:05:39 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: who cowers in fear over a name and some words in a book?
[2/20/2016 9:06:22 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: BARD YOU'RE A WUSS
[2/20/2016 9:06:35 PM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): BARD YOUR A PUSSY
[2/20/2016 9:07:00 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: YOU PANSY
[2/20/2016 9:09:10 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): you know what else had the word scripture in it
[2/20/2016 9:09:13 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): my insult
[2/20/2016 9:09:17 PM] Elwood (Kiyoshi): which bard should've picked
[2/20/2016 9:09:22 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: so it really does hurt him?
[2/20/2016 9:09:24 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: XD
[2/20/2016 9:09:38 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: maybe we should just quote scripture and see what happens
[2/20/2016 9:10:56 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you know what
[2/20/2016 9:11:03 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: after I mentioned Jesus he disappeared
[2/20/2016 9:11:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: maybe he really IS satan

 

[Melody]

Meanwhile back at Red Team HQ...

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 9:26:09 AM] Bardothren: Guys, time to vote off one of your members. You were chosen.
[2/21/2016 9:26:22 AM] Bardothren: You have twelve hours to make a decision.
[2/21/2016 9:26:36 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ;~;
[2/21/2016 9:27:09 AM] Bardothren: Good news, though, you guys will get a gift ;)
[2/21/2016 9:27:19 AM] Merlin (Wiz): Thanks (dull)
[2/21/2016 9:27:29 AM] Bardothren: so, who shall live and who shall die?
[2/21/2016 9:27:49 AM] Merlin (Wiz): [vote]bardothren

Kick that loser out of our chat
[2/21/2016 9:27:56 AM] Bardothren: lol
[2/21/2016 9:28:14 AM] *** Bardothren puts on a green jersey ***
[2/21/2016 9:28:18 AM] Bardothren: Go team green!
[2/21/2016 9:29:35 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I'll belay my vote for now
[2/21/2016 9:29:52 AM] Merlin (Wiz): So, who thinks they're ready to go? This is how they do it on tv right? They ask nicely, everyone says they want to stay, and then we vote off the ugly people and the rude ones right?
[2/21/2016 9:29:57 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: but will make it before the deadline of 9:26PM (my local time)
[2/21/2016 9:31:11 AM] Peter (Mana): Do we have any easy way? Did anyone not take part in the insulting?
[2/21/2016 9:31:29 AM] Peter (Mana): If not, mine was lackluster. I was a weak link
[2/21/2016 9:31:47 AM] Merlin (Wiz): we all took part. Not sure everyone put forth their best effort. /me looks at self :$
[2/21/2016 9:36:24 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: Hibikaze didn't post an insult I think
[2/21/2016 9:37:14 AM] Peter (Mana): https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9127274/ she posted via Bard
[2/21/2016 9:37:45 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ok
[2/21/2016 9:37:54 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: still weaksauce to the max
[2/21/2016 10:09:50 AM] Mom: I think mine was pretty good :(
[2/21/2016 10:11:51 AM] Mom: I can't do this
[2/21/2016 10:12:02 AM] Mom: I can't vote someone off for being a good person ;-;
[2/21/2016 10:27:02 AM] Bardothren: I knew this would be an evil thing to ask of you
[2/21/2016 10:27:32 AM] Mom: It's incredibly evil
[2/21/2016 10:28:16 AM] Mom: Wait, let's see if we can make this simple: does anyone volunteer to die?
[2/21/2016 10:45:31 AM] Bardothren: Dying means you can't win the game, jsyk
[2/21/2016 10:46:24 AM] Mom: Uh
[2/21/2016 10:46:31 AM] Mom: I kind of figured
[2/21/2016 10:49:50 AM] Bardothren: Just making sure you're clear on that.
[2/21/2016 10:56:49 AM] Merlin (Wiz): [Sunday, February 21, 2016 10:27 AM] Mom:

<<< I[Sunday, February 21, 2016 10:28 AM] Mom:

<<< volunteer to die[Saturday, February 20, 2016 8:18 PM] Mom:

<<< (emo);)
[2/21/2016 10:58:16 AM] Mom: Wow that's just rude
[2/21/2016 11:01:39 AM] Merlin (Wiz): But seriously if nobody else volunteers I guess I can go :(
[2/21/2016 11:16:45 AM] Mom: Noooo : (
[2/21/2016 11:19:13 AM] Merlin (Wiz): [Sunday, February 21, 2016 9:27 AM] Bardothren:

<<< Good news,[Sunday, February 21, 2016 10:45 AM] Bardothren:

<<< Dying means you can
[Sunday, February 21, 2016 10:45 AM] Bardothren:

<<< win the game, jsyk:)
[2/21/2016 11:19:26 AM] Mom: WOW Bard you're so sweet
[2/21/2016 11:19:26 AM] Merlin (Wiz): I love doing this
[2/21/2016 11:21:02 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: Wiz doing his wiz biz and forging message quotes
[2/21/2016 11:21:05 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ;)
[2/21/2016 11:22:25 AM] Mom: I think we should have our own [vote]
[2/21/2016 11:22:55 AM] Merlin (Wiz): [Sunday, February 21, 2016 9:27 AM] Merlin (Wiz):

<<< [vote]bardothren

Kick that loser out of our chatbut seriously, can we do this? ;)
[2/21/2016 11:25:11 AM] Peter (Mana): Guyssssssssss
[2/21/2016 11:25:19 AM] Peter (Mana): I'll bow out :c
[2/21/2016 11:25:30 AM] Mom: Noo I can't bear it ;(
[2/21/2016 11:26:55 AM] Merlin (Wiz): Everyone quit! :'( We'll go out like the Hunger Games! Threaten to end the game!
[2/21/2016 11:29:26 AM] Mom: No way

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 12:14:14 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: he's that kind of GM
[2/21/2016 12:14:20 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: :P
[2/21/2016 12:14:36 PM] Bardothren: [Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:14 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥:

<<< he's that kindAww, Melody, how sweet!
[2/21/2016 12:14:44 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: :)
[2/21/2016 12:14:54 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I did say I'd belay my vote so
[2/21/2016 12:15:05 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I'm not gonna vote until it's almost time.
[2/21/2016 12:15:51 PM] Bardothren: [Sunday, February 21, 2016 11:26 AM] Merlin (Wiz):

<<< end[Sunday, February 21, 2016 11:42 AM] Merlin (Wiz):

<<< me
[2/21/2016 12:15:57 PM] Bardothren: I think you have your volunteer.
[2/21/2016 12:16:10 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: kek
[2/21/2016 12:19:34 PM] Merlin (Wiz): [Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:15 PM] Bardothren:

<<< end
[Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:15 PM] Bardothren:

<<< me[Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:13 PM] Bardothren:

<<< I[Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:13 PM] Bardothren:

<<< want to die[Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:15 PM] Bardothren:

<<< you have your volunteer.
[2/21/2016 12:19:51 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: so much shade
[2/21/2016 12:20:22 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: well call me if you have a software issue.
[2/21/2016 12:20:53 PM] Merlin (Wiz): When do we get to use our abilities?
[2/21/2016 12:21:05 PM] Bardothren: Starting tonight
[2/21/2016 12:21:05 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: probably next phase if we survive
[2/21/2016 12:21:06 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: kek
[2/21/2016 12:21:09 PM] Mom: I only get to use mine if I get killed
[2/21/2016 12:21:17 PM] Mom: I'm assuming I'm a bomb
[2/21/2016 12:21:21 PM] Bardothren: Yep
[2/21/2016 12:21:27 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ooh
[2/21/2016 12:21:30 PM] Mom: Perhaps my chickens will brutally murder the killer
[2/21/2016 12:21:34 PM] Merlin (Wiz): Who has a useless ability?
[2/21/2016 12:21:37 PM | Edited 12:21:52 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: should we just set bact off by the greens?
[2/21/2016 12:21:38 PM] Mom: I'd be so proud of them <3
[2/21/2016 12:21:41 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ;)
[2/21/2016 12:22:07 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: Mine is certainly not useless
[2/21/2016 12:22:11 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: it's investigative
[2/21/2016 12:22:28 PM] Mom: Oooo
[2/21/2016 12:22:37 PM] *** ♥Melody✿Concerto♥ can 1337 h4xx0r ppl ***
[2/21/2016 12:22:57 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: soo yeah
[2/21/2016 12:23:00 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: if you need intel
[2/21/2016 12:23:06 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I'm your girl <3
[2/21/2016 12:24:17 PM] Merlin (Wiz): I'd really like to inject uranium into people though :( like, a lot of uranium. And watch them die slowly, while they also get superpowers
[2/21/2016 12:24:29 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: no
[2/21/2016 12:24:36 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I think they'd just slowly die
[2/21/2016 12:24:39 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: which is kind of mean
[2/21/2016 12:24:56 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: why don't you just hook their terminal up to the trusty etherkiller and do it lickity split?
[2/21/2016 12:25:05 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: (devil)
[2/21/2016 12:25:07 PM] Merlin (Wiz): no, they literally get superpowered
[2/21/2016 12:25:26 PM] Merlin (Wiz): and then die 2 days after
[2/21/2016 12:25:48 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: Yeah that's not gonna backfire on you
[2/21/2016 12:26:10 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: If I know bard as well as I think
[2/21/2016 12:26:12 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: erm
[2/21/2016 12:26:15 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: good luck man
[2/21/2016 12:26:19 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: you're really gonna need it
[2/21/2016 12:26:40 PM] Merlin (Wiz): What if I superpower Bac, then they kill him? Team down?
[2/21/2016 12:27:03 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: or you could just end the entire game
[2/21/2016 12:27:25 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: probably the resulting power would be destructively powerful and have recoil
[2/21/2016 12:27:42 PM] Merlin (Wiz): lol, everyone dies. CAN I INJECT SOMEONE TWICE? :O
[2/21/2016 12:27:52 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: or doing it to your allies would make a really lame super power
[2/21/2016 12:28:02 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: like him turning into a chicken
[2/21/2016 12:28:08 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: thus making him useless
[2/21/2016 12:28:12 PM] Bardothren: [Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:27 PM] Merlin (Wiz):

<<< lol, everyone dies. CAN I INJECT SOMEONE TWICE? :OThat would be fun.
[2/21/2016 12:28:24 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ...either way
[2/21/2016 12:28:27 PM] Bardothren: You can.
[2/21/2016 12:28:32 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I don't recommend anything bard is going to egg you on to do
[2/21/2016 12:28:37 PM] Merlin (Wiz): like 8x ability but dies the next day XD
[2/21/2016 12:28:48 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: BARD WHY DID YOU GIVE WIZ SUCH A DANGEROUS POWER?
[2/21/2016 12:28:49 PM] Mom: I think they might explode
[2/21/2016 12:28:59 PM] Merlin (Wiz): (holidayspirit)
[2/21/2016 12:29:03 PM] Merlin (Wiz): SO MUCH FUN
[2/21/2016 12:29:46 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I'll just say
[2/21/2016 12:29:57 PM] Mom: Can you inject other people that aren't on your team?
[2/21/2016 12:30:02 PM] Mom: You should inject Kiyo 3 times
[2/21/2016 12:30:30 PM | Edited 12:30:40 PM] Merlin (Wiz): I only get 2 and they die after 2 phases
[2/21/2016 12:30:40 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: yeah
[2/21/2016 12:30:48 PM] Mom: Oh they die?
[2/21/2016 12:30:51 PM] Mom: I thought you died
[2/21/2016 12:30:52 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: so I'd say not waste 2 or all 3 on any of them
[2/21/2016 12:30:54 PM] Merlin (Wiz): yes
[2/21/2016 12:30:58 PM] Merlin (Wiz): 2
[2/21/2016 12:31:03 PM] Merlin (Wiz): I mistyped
[2/21/2016 12:31:13 PM] Mom: Well inject Kiyo and see what happens?
[2/21/2016 12:31:26 PM] Mom: We can't let him get away with this
[2/21/2016 12:31:46 PM] Merlin (Wiz): lol I was going to inject myself duh. Then inject as many people as possible :3
[2/21/2016 12:31:57 PM] Mom: Oooh.
[2/21/2016 12:32:02 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: that
[2/21/2016 12:32:05 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: is reckless
[2/21/2016 12:32:06 PM] Merlin (Wiz): can I do that?
[2/21/2016 12:32:15 PM] Mom: I'm sure you can do it
[2/21/2016 12:32:19 PM] Mom: But who knows what will happen?
[2/21/2016 12:32:21 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I don't see what that would gain us yet
[2/21/2016 12:32:26 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: other than losing you
[2/21/2016 12:32:40 PM] Merlin (Wiz): it's fun (drunk)
[2/21/2016 12:32:44 PM] Mom: What did Gunner get?
[2/21/2016 12:34:14 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: but I would say wiz
[2/21/2016 12:34:43 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ...or wait
[2/21/2016 12:34:45 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: maybe you would
[2/21/2016 12:34:48 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: idk
[2/21/2016 12:34:59 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: IGNORE WHAT I SAID
[2/21/2016 12:35:18 PM] Merlin (Wiz): [Sunday, February 21, 2016 12:34 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥:

<<< I WOULDN'T TRUST BARD (drunk)
[2/21/2016 12:36:00 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: question wiz
[2/21/2016 12:36:05 PM] Merlin (Wiz): yes?
[2/21/2016 12:36:06 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: are you like legit drunk?
[2/21/2016 12:36:09 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: rn
[2/21/2016 12:36:12 PM] Merlin (Wiz): no XD
[2/21/2016 12:36:15 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ok

Spoiler:

[2/21/2016 2:31:43 PM] Peter (Mana): Merlin. If you enhance a female I can block them? Then it's a panic free kill XD
[2/21/2016 2:31:51 PM] Merlin (Wiz): lol
[2/21/2016 2:32:10 PM] Merlin (Wiz): Next time make a role that changes gender too

[2/21/2016 2:41:17 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: not gonna lie I think gunner is least likely to be the most useful power soonest
[2/21/2016 2:41:30 PM] Gunner: HEY MY POWER IS GOOD
[2/21/2016 2:41:33 PM] Gunner: i think
[2/21/2016 2:41:37 PM] Merlin (Wiz): lol
[2/21/2016 2:41:38 PM] Gunner: scratch that
[2/21/2016 2:41:43 PM] Gunner: curse you bard

[2/21/2016 2:45:46 PM] Bardothren: Yeah, true... that is a slight hiccup with this plan
[2/21/2016 2:46:21 PM] Merlin (Wiz): I feel like getting people all together at once is going to be hard. Especially planning for a specific time to em
[2/21/2016 2:46:27 PM] Bardothren: Maybe I should kill everyone not in the United States time zones...
[2/21/2016 2:46:37 PM] Bardothren: and as for EM, I already have a solution to that
[2/21/2016 2:46:38 PM | Edited 2:46:45 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: ...that'd be unfair bardothren
[2/21/2016 2:46:55 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: (wtf brain)
[2/21/2016 2:47:04 PM] Merlin (Wiz): Even then, I have a life so some days of the week I won't be able to be active all the time
[2/21/2016 2:47:07 PM] Bardothren: You had it right the first time Melody
[2/21/2016 2:47:08 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: statement was edited
[2/21/2016 2:47:14 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: why?
[2/21/2016 2:47:21 PM] Bardothren: It's called sarcasm
[2/21/2016 2:47:38 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: . Well wasn't going for sarcasm
[2/21/2016 2:47:49 PM] Bardothren: I was :P
[2/21/2016 2:48:09 PM | Edited 2:48:11 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: how... delightful

[2/21/2016 2:52:48 PM] Gunner: i s2g if i come back dead
[2/21/2016 2:52:49 PM] Gunner: :(
[2/21/2016 2:52:58 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I would love this game type to be something we can do more often
[2/21/2016 2:52:58 PM] Gunner: but yeah leaving my vote
[2/21/2016 2:53:10 PM] Mom: I know guys PLEASE have faith in bard
[2/21/2016 2:53:12 PM] Gunner: [vote] Hibikaze
[2/21/2016 2:53:14 PM] Gunner: :(
[2/21/2016 2:53:19 PM] Gunner: bye guys
[2/21/2016 2:53:23 PM] Merlin (Wiz): bye
[2/21/2016 2:53:34 PM] Merlin (Wiz): quick everyone vote gunner
[2/21/2016 2:53:38 PM] Gunner: rude
[2/21/2016 2:53:40 PM] Gunner: :(
[2/21/2016 2:53:41 PM] Merlin (Wiz): XD
[2/21/2016 2:53:47 PM] *** ♥Melody✿Concerto♥ hugs Gunner ***
[2/21/2016 2:53:51 PM] Merlin (Wiz): I'll defend you <3
[2/21/2016 2:54:08 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: yeah I won't vote you unless cay has like...a super op instakill power
[2/21/2016 2:54:36 PM] Gunner: thanks for the vote of confidence melody
[2/21/2016 2:54:47 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: :3
[2/21/2016 2:55:02 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: but yeah
[2/21/2016 2:55:12 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I'm still holding my vote in reserve for now
[2/21/2016 2:55:24 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: until just before deadline
[2/21/2016 2:55:31 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: (just in case I need to be a swing vote)

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[2/21/2016 3:22:58 PM] *** ♥Melody✿Concerto♥ sigh ***
[2/21/2016 3:23:24 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: (cry) [VOTE] Gunner (cry) Sorry Gunny
[2/21/2016 3:23:39 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: #itried
[2/21/2016 3:24:05 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I just hope it doesn't bite us in the ass later
[2/21/2016 3:24:16 PM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: oml the salt on her is gonna be huge
[2/21/2016 3:24:19 PM] *** ♥Melody✿Concerto♥ hides ***

[2/22/2016 6:39:13 AM] Gunner: OMG I JUST NOTICED
[2/22/2016 6:39:29 AM] Gunner: You may use one action multiple times and you may select any number of targets, including yourself.
[2/22/2016 6:39:43 AM] Gunner: IF THATS THE CASE
[2/22/2016 6:39:59 AM] Gunner: [PROTECT] ALL MEMBERS OF THE RED TEAM
[2/22/2016 6:40:12 AM] Gunner: [INVESTIGATE] ALL MEMBERS OF THE GREEN TEAM
[2/22/2016 6:40:42 AM] Gunner: [ROLEBLOCK] ALL MEMBERS OF THE GREEN TEAM
[2/22/2016 6:40:44 AM] Gunner: ;)
[2/22/2016 6:41:01 AM] Gunner: but you know if that isn't allowed
[2/22/2016 6:41:12 AM] Gunner: ill just
[2/22/2016 6:41:33 AM] Gunner: [protect] ---, [investigate] --- and ---
[2/22/2016 6:42:18 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: Heh
[2/22/2016 6:42:24 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: I think the sky is the limit
[2/22/2016 6:42:37 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: too bad bard isn't around to confirm things rn
[2/22/2016 6:42:41 AM] *** ♥Melody✿Concerto♥ hugs gunner ***
[2/22/2016 6:42:45 AM] Gunner: hey bard said i can only us 3 of the five abilities
[2/22/2016 6:42:53 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: glad to have you back and that you're doing awesomer!
[2/22/2016 6:43:15 AM] Gunner: and he did say i can use one action multiple times, and can have any number of targets
[2/22/2016 6:43:19 AM] Gunner: if i read the pm correctly
[2/22/2016 6:43:23 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: yeah
[2/22/2016 6:43:29 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: so if that's the case
[2/22/2016 6:43:39 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: you basically can help us like that every phase
[2/22/2016 6:43:40 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: :)
[2/22/2016 6:43:50 AM] ♥Melody✿Concerto♥: we're super powered! :D
[2/22/2016 7:57:17 AM] Bardothren: Problem with your logic, Gunner, is I specifically say "protect a player"
[2/22/2016 7:57:33 AM] Bardothren: Meaning that when you choose three actions, each one can only target one player
[2/22/2016 7:58:00 AM] Bardothren: What I mean by choosing multiple targets is you don't have to target the same player for all of them.
[2/22/2016 7:58:31 AM] Bardothren: So, I'll follow your other wishes. NA confirmed.
[2/22/2016 7:58:51 AM] Bardothren: [protect] ---, [investigate] --- and ---

[2/22/2016 11:47:43 AM] Peter (Mana): Who should I lube. Wiz or Cay?
[2/22/2016 11:47:55 AM] Bardothren: mmm... lube...
[2/22/2016 11:48:05 AM] Bardothren: kinky...
[2/22/2016 11:48:11 AM] Peter (Mana): Don't eat it

 

[GreyBidoof]

Was looking through my EM screencaps folder, found some that I can't resist putting here.

- Philosophy Lesson

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- CC: confused claiming

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- Why you don't insult Pokemon with our group

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- When EM lags

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- GP works his political views into his titles

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- Klippy confesses his love for the series

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- It's a fourway, folks

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- Some people are more creative than others

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- BONUS: The two werewolves improv their own theme.

Spoiler:

[2/9/2016 2:28:24 PM] Bardothren: Well, it's just you and me bud
[2/9/2016 2:28:29 PM] Grey Bidoof: Yep
[2/9/2016 2:28:33 PM] Bardothren: I'll do my best to be the best wolf I can be
[2/9/2016 2:28:41 PM | Edited 2:28:42 PM] Grey Bidoof: like no one ever was
[2/9/2016 2:28:51 PM] Bardothren: To catch them is my real test
[2/9/2016 2:29:02 PM] Grey Bidoof: to eat them is our cause
[2/9/2016 2:29:10 PM] Bardothren: I will travel across the land
[2/9/2016 2:29:10 PM] Peter: also it means no hunt tomorrow night :(
[2/9/2016 2:29:18 PM] Grey Bidoof: searching far and wide
[2/9/2016 2:29:32 PM] Bardothren: for other wolves, to help us kill
[2/9/2016 2:29:41 PM] Grey Bidoof: to help us win the game!
[2/9/2016 2:29:59 PM | Edited 2:30:22 PM] Bardothren: Werewolf pack! Gotta eat them all! It's you and me.
[2/9/2016 2:30:13 PM] Grey Bidoof: We know it's our destiny!
[2/9/2016 2:30:31 PM] Bardothren: Werewolf Pack!
[2/9/2016 2:31:13 PM] Bardothren: Oh, you're my best friend, when we bite off Ulli's hand!
[2/9/2016 2:31:35 PM] Grey Bidoof: Werewolf Pack!
[2/9/2016 2:32:29 PM] Grey Bidoof: Oh, we convert at night! And when we get one more we'll cause some fright!
[2/9/2016 2:32:46 PM] Bardothren: You eat me and I'll eat you. Werewolf Pack!
[2/9/2016 2:33:22 PM] Grey Bidoof: Gotta eat 'em all!
[2/9/2016 2:33:27 PM] Bardothren: Werewolf Pack!
[2/9/2016 2:33:36 PM] Bardothren: omfg that was awesome
[2/9/2016 2:33:41 PM] Grey Bidoof: :')

 

[Mana1]

The Reds chat log can be summarized as follows:

Gunner: Please don't get rid of me, I'm useful! I'm going to bed now, don't get rid of me!

-gunner goes offline-

All: Gunner's action is shit lets kill her.

-Bard makers her allpowerful-

All: TOTALLY OUR INTENTION.

 

[mew_nani]

Mafia 102 was fun. The mafia chat was even more so:

Spoiler:

[2/16/2016 11:37:26 PM] Steve: Hey!
[2/16/2016 11:37:50 PM] Steve: So... Who should We kill... (movember)
[2/16/2016 11:38:40 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: let me see
[2/16/2016 11:40:31 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: well if I had to guess I'd off the smarter ones first but to be honest I can't remember all who joined
[2/16/2016 11:40:46 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: if need be we can resort to just killing randomly to strike fear into the heart of those pesky villagers
[2/16/2016 11:41:58 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: hey how many of us are there in total?
[2/16/2016 11:42:13 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: maybe we can resort to throwing a die if all else fails
[2/16/2016 11:45:00 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: lets see... who joined to begin with?
[2/16/2016 11:45:15 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I know there were 15 total
[2/16/2016 11:46:04 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: if I'm not mistaken they have a cop among them as well and that guy should definitely be brutally impaled as soon as possible but right now we have no clue who anyone is
[2/16/2016 11:47:15 PM] Steve: All of that is true as far as I know
[2/16/2016 11:47:28 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: though...
[2/16/2016 11:47:40 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: not sure if this matters but how are we going to kill our victim?
[2/16/2016 11:47:47 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: are we gonna hang them, shoot them, what?
[2/16/2016 11:47:52 PM] Steve: Hmmmm
[2/16/2016 11:48:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we have to be imaginative about these things or they won't fear us properly
[2/16/2016 11:48:11 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we're the freaking mafia after all
[2/16/2016 11:48:48 PM] Steve: True. How about we decide that after we choose who were gonna kill so we can make it specific to that person
[2/16/2016 11:48:55 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ah yes
[2/16/2016 11:49:03 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I approve of your way of thinking! :D
[2/16/2016 11:49:25 PM] Steve: Thank you! :D
[2/16/2016 11:49:31 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: but who other than us joined?
[2/16/2016 11:49:35 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I can't remember all of them :<
[2/16/2016 11:49:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and the thread isn't there anymore so I can't check to see who our potential victims are
[2/16/2016 11:50:20 PM] Steve: Man, I don't remember either... We'll have to ask an admin or something
[2/16/2016 11:50:27 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: man we are a TERRIBLE mafia :<
[2/16/2016 11:50:37 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we can't even remember who we're terrorizing
[2/16/2016 11:50:44 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: or who owes us money for that matter
[2/16/2016 11:50:51 PM] Steve: Well, this is the beginners mafia (cwl)
[2/16/2016 11:51:02 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: yeah but this is below amateur stuff ; ;
[2/16/2016 11:51:14 PM] Steve: True. We need to step up our game
[2/16/2016 11:51:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: even most basic gangs have a list of who their victims might be
[2/16/2016 11:52:08 PM] Steve: Once we choose a person. Let's stalk them so that we can make this really specific and creepy
[2/16/2016 11:52:18 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ...how?
[2/16/2016 11:52:30 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: doesn't our resident stalker need a night to do their thing?
[2/16/2016 11:52:37 PM] Steve: Just go to their page and see what they're like
[2/16/2016 11:52:41 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ah
[2/16/2016 11:52:49 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ...but I can't even remember who they are DX
[2/16/2016 11:53:00 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I should have saved a list but I didn't think to
[2/16/2016 11:53:04 PM] Steve: This is frustrating. :/
[2/16/2016 11:53:12 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: very I feel so embarrased DX
[2/16/2016 11:53:20 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I need to be a better villain than this
[2/16/2016 11:53:55 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: wait
[2/16/2016 11:54:00 PM] Steve: Well, it's midnight where I am so im gonna go to bed and plot. See you later! (wave)
[2/16/2016 11:54:05 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: do profile pages have a record of who visited them?
[2/16/2016 11:54:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ok night
[2/16/2016 11:54:38 PM] Steve: And yes they do. That would definitely add to the creepy effect (smirk)

Spoiler:

[2/22/2016 2:26:33 PM | Edited 2:26:41 PM] Peter: oh god
[2/22/2016 2:26:41 PM] Peter: Villagers, noooo
[2/22/2016 2:27:01 PM] Chelsea Sporle: Hahaha (devil)
[2/22/2016 3:02:28 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: they're actually trying to lynch sun aren't they? XD
[2/22/2016 3:04:07 PM] Chelsea Sporle: That's the way the votes are going for now, at least
[2/22/2016 3:04:24 PM] Chelsea Sporle: Let's hope it stays that way XD
[2/22/2016 3:04:37 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: man they're tearing each other apart
[2/22/2016 3:05:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: and if sun does get lynched he will appear as mafia
[2/22/2016 3:05:15 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I doubt he knows this
[2/22/2016 3:05:55 PM] Chelsea Sporle: He wouldn't know :) That would be great for us
[2/22/2016 3:06:20 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: man everyone is just screwing themselves so bad :<
[2/22/2016 3:06:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: sun really done himself in there
[2/22/2016 3:06:57 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I don't know what he was thinking
[2/22/2016 3:07:04 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: daring the mafia to attack him?
[2/22/2016 3:07:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we'd never be that dumb
[2/22/2016 3:07:29 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: now he's made himself suspicious because he didn't get touched
[2/22/2016 4:02:56 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: "Because new kids are easy to lure, I'm suspecting the mafia side has at least new two players. New as in not familiar to mafia.

Openly daring them is actually 50/50, it's a total bet there. (:

Gotta risk it for the biscuits of our villagers. :P Sometimes you just have to push it, so that at least when I'm targeted and died I've contributed for our people, if I'm not targeted I'll just probably stay until the game ends.

It's a straightforward strategy. (: "
[2/22/2016 4:03:06 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: pffffft hahahahahaha XD
[2/22/2016 4:05:57 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: who does sun think we are? XD
[2/22/2016 4:05:59 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: 3 year olds?
[2/22/2016 4:06:27 PM] Chelsea Sporle: "Kill me and see what happens"
[2/22/2016 4:06:38 PM] Chelsea Sporle: Hahaha yeah we will
[2/22/2016 4:07:12 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: does this guy think we're RPG protagonists or something?
[2/22/2016 4:07:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: that's like cloud strife level stupidity
[2/22/2016 4:07:48 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: "yeah lets totally just off this guy cause he wants us too"
[2/22/2016 4:07:53 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: "no way that could hurt us at all"

Spoiler:

[2/23/2016 9:56:24 PM] Steve: So we're killing draskk then?
[2/23/2016 9:56:29 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: yep
[2/23/2016 9:56:43 PM] Steve: Alright! (smirk)
[2/23/2016 9:56:59 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: >:D
[2/23/2016 9:57:06 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we are the evil mafia
[2/23/2016 9:57:24 PM] Steve: Very! (rofl)
[2/23/2016 9:57:53 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we sow confusion and kill those guys who borrowed money and sweets off us last week and didn't pay them back
[2/23/2016 10:14:35 PM] Steve: Yeah! Those kit Kat bars are very important to me! ;(
[2/23/2016 10:15:00 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: NOT THE KIT KAT BARS
[2/23/2016 10:15:04 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I freaking love those man! D:
[2/23/2016 10:15:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: man that's unforgivable
[2/23/2016 10:17:21 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: by the way what is it with so many modern games having microtransactions?
[2/23/2016 10:17:28 PM] Steve: They're so good! DX
[2/23/2016 10:17:37 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I know ; ;
[2/23/2016 10:17:46 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: did they get the reeses cups too?!
[2/23/2016 10:17:51 PM] Steve: What do you mean micro transactions?
[2/23/2016 10:17:57 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: wrong thread post again
[2/23/2016 10:18:10 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I need to look before I post XD
[2/23/2016 10:18:17 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: but yeah those monsters! D:<
[2/23/2016 10:18:32 PM] Steve: I... I think they did... (anger)
[2/23/2016 10:18:33 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: jerks didn't even replace any of them
[2/23/2016 10:18:41 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: D:<
[2/23/2016 10:18:51 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we must make them suffer
[2/23/2016 10:19:14 PM] Steve: Yeah, I paid like, all of my $10 for that candy!!! XD ;(
[2/23/2016 10:19:27 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: you poor thing ; ;
[2/23/2016 10:19:34 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: we can't let that slide!
[2/23/2016 10:19:43 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: though we did kinda punish almost half of them
[2/23/2016 10:19:53 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH D:<
[2/23/2016 10:20:03 PM] Steve: True true. BUT ALL OF THEM NEED TO FALL
[2/23/2016 10:20:44 PM] Steve: Chocolate > civilians
[2/23/2016 10:21:10 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: yes they must pay for stealing our kit-kat bars and our reeses cups and our hershey bars and airheads and that 5 dollar bill near the entrance D:<
[2/24/2016 1:56:04 AM] Chelsea Sporle: Wut

Spoiler:

[2/24/2016 1:35:36 PM] Chelsea Sporle: Absol is just a villager
[2/24/2016 1:36:35 PM] Chelsea Sporle: "Absol is suss" - Kaneki!!!
[2/24/2016 2:01:19 PM] Peter: "Every vote counts, you'll want to weigh up how well someone is defending themselves / what evidence if any supports them, before sending someone to their death."
[2/24/2016 2:01:23 PM] Peter: Three posts later
[2/24/2016 2:01:26 PM] Peter: [kill] absol
[2/24/2016 2:01:27 PM] Peter: fml
[2/24/2016 2:01:58 PM] Chelsea Sporle: I'd like to know why Kaneki thinks Absol is sus, lol
[2/24/2016 2:02:20 PM] Peter: nobody is thinking about Sun being the Miller, apparently :c
[2/24/2016 2:02:27 PM] Peter: Sun probably didn't help being so erratic...
[2/24/2016 2:03:43 PM] Chelsea Sporle: *Kaneki isn't thinking about Sun being the Miller
[2/24/2016 2:03:57 PM] Chelsea Sporle: despite being so scared he was miller himself on d1
[2/24/2016 2:04:58 PM] Peter: :c
[2/24/2016 2:05:49 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I take it things are going horribly wrong?
[2/24/2016 2:08:09 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: dang it DX
[2/24/2016 2:08:16 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I wanted to kill draskk in an ironic manner
[2/24/2016 2:08:54 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: good lord the day has just started
[2/24/2016 2:09:01 PM] Chelsea Sporle: I think Kaneki's only reason for going against Absol is "Also absol is here for a long time he is suspicious because of not being new and doing a newbie move." - Kaneki, D1
[2/24/2016 2:09:03 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: already everybody's targeting everyone else XD
[2/24/2016 2:09:13 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: man :/
[2/24/2016 2:09:17 PM] Peter: he was bulletproof so I had you stab him ^_^
[2/24/2016 2:09:22 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: ah thanks!
[2/24/2016 2:09:29 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: I admittedly didn't think of that
[2/24/2016 2:09:45 PM] Chelsea Sporle: my fave kill so far is "Sun sizzled"
[2/24/2016 2:09:48 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: looks like kaneki is causing issues for the villagers again :/
[2/24/2016 2:10:07 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: specifically they're starting to target him as well as everybody other than us
[2/24/2016 2:10:09 PM] Peter: I'm never going to beat "Sheep got Sheered" from beginners 101
[2/24/2016 2:10:18 PM] Newie, the Tree Exorcist: XD
[2/24/2016 2:10:21 PM] Chelsea Sporle: hahahaha

 

[GreyBidoof]

[2/16/2016 11:37:50 PM] Steve: So... Who should We kill... (movember)

TIL Johnny has family on PC

 

[NightKrow]

Mafia 102: England vs. 'Murica (feat. Donald Trump and a 50p coin)
My irl name changes to my pc name after we win for some reason :/

Spoiler:

[29/02/2016 15:47:32] Chelsea Sporle: Here we go then
[29/02/2016 15:47:46] Chelsea Sporle: Lisia = heads, Greg = tails
[29/02/2016 15:47:52] Chelsea Sporle: flips
[29/02/2016 15:48:09] Chelsea Sporle: I got heads
[29/02/2016 15:49:56] Chelsea Sporle: I guess it's Lisia then :)
[29/02/2016 15:50:07] Chelsea Sporle: I'll go and send the pm
[29/02/2016 17:15:58] *** Peter added Newie, the Tree Exorcist ***
[29/02/2016 17:17:35] NightKrow: we won!
[29/02/2016 17:17:47] Peter: close one, Greg had the vest :p
[29/02/2016 17:18:02] Peter: the coin saved you haha
[29/02/2016 17:18:13] NightKrow: I need to keep that coin now
[29/02/2016 17:18:24] NightKrow: It's my lucky 50p
[29/02/2016 17:18:25] Peter: yup :) where's Nani! she'll be so happy
[29/02/2016 17:41:09] snorlaxtotoro: YEAH!!! (celebrate)
[29/02/2016 17:41:36] snorlaxtotoro: (clap)
[29/02/2016 17:43:41] NightKrow: (highfive) (party) (^)
[29/02/2016 17:44:15] NightKrow: Brb, gotta help the bro draw a graph DX
[29/02/2016 17:44:39] snorlaxtotoro: Good luck. I hate math... DX
[29/02/2016 17:47:09] NightKrow: Back, turns out he didn't really need my help
[29/02/2016 17:47:37] snorlaxtotoro: That's a cool coin by the way!
[29/02/2016 17:48:09] NightKrow: Thanks, I guess?
[29/02/2016 17:48:23] NightKrow: All the 50p coins look like that :3
[29/02/2016 17:48:39] snorlaxtotoro: I have a bunch from other countries but I've never seen one like that... What country is it from?
[29/02/2016 17:48:49] NightKrow: It's from the UK
[29/02/2016 17:48:59] snorlaxtotoro: Ah
[29/02/2016 17:50:45] NightKrow: I have some euros as well from when I went to Barcelona. The 1 euro coins look like £2 coins it's so confusing XD
[29/02/2016 17:51:58] snorlaxtotoro: I don't think I would survive in the UK XD
[29/02/2016 17:52:08] NightKrow: Hahaha
[29/02/2016 17:52:18] NightKrow: With our crazy heptagonal coins XD
[29/02/2016 17:52:36] snorlaxtotoro: And lots of tea I hear XD
[29/02/2016 17:52:50] NightKrow: I do drink lots of tea XD
[29/02/2016 17:53:00] NightKrow: I don't actually like coffee though, so...
[29/02/2016 17:53:50] snorlaxtotoro: We just have McDonald's and other unhealthy stuff in America. :|
[29/02/2016 17:54:16] NightKrow: Trust me, we have plenty of that too :3
[29/02/2016 17:54:29] snorlaxtotoro: And a bad economy, bad government, Ect.
[29/02/2016 17:54:34] snorlaxtotoro: Murica XD
[29/02/2016 17:56:18] NightKrow: Ahahaha I hate David Cameron XD
[29/02/2016 17:56:34] NightKrow: Not that any of the others are much better, but...
[29/02/2016 17:56:47] snorlaxtotoro: And Donald trump... DX
[29/02/2016 17:56:58] Peter: I was gonna say, at least we don't have Trump :c
[29/02/2016 17:57:05] NightKrow: Nigel Farage
[29/02/2016 17:57:21] Peter: Trump makes Farage look like a sweet old lady
[29/02/2016 17:57:45] NightKrow: A sweet old lady with a thing for beer XD
[29/02/2016 17:58:03] snorlaxtotoro: "We need to get Bill Gates to shut down the Internet"
~Donald Trump
[29/02/2016 17:58:12] NightKrow: omg what
[29/02/2016 17:58:57] snorlaxtotoro: If he gets elected, I'm moving to Canada. XD
[29/02/2016 17:59:12] NightKrow: If he gets elected, I fear for the world
[29/02/2016 17:59:27] Peter: let's move to the moon
[29/02/2016 17:59:30] Peter: or further
[29/02/2016 17:59:32] NightKrow: hahaha
[29/02/2016 17:59:40] snorlaxtotoro: XD
[29/02/2016 18:01:34] Peter: I'm watching a Trump video rn
[29/02/2016 18:01:37] Peter: its hilarious
[29/02/2016 18:02:07] snorlaxtotoro: I must say though, he's probably my favorite comedian
[29/02/2016 18:02:17] Peter: lmaaao, that is true
[29/02/2016 18:02:24] Peter: he's like Sarah Palin on cocaine
[29/02/2016 18:02:31] snorlaxtotoro: XD
[29/02/2016 18:02:44] NightKrow: I love how the word trump = fart in the UK
[29/02/2016 18:02:53] snorlaxtotoro: WHAT
[29/02/2016 18:02:57] NightKrow: yeah
[29/02/2016 18:03:19] snorlaxtotoro: Never mind Canada I'm going to England they have Sherlock there anyway XD
[29/02/2016 18:03:29] Peter: yeah we'll have you
[29/02/2016 18:03:50] snorlaxtotoro: YESSSS
[29/02/2016 18:04:23] NightKrow: Just avoid Abingdon, you might get stabbed XD
[29/02/2016 18:04:26] NightKrow: And Didcot
[29/02/2016 18:05:31] snorlaxtotoro: I've spent a few nights in Detroit. I should be okay. XD
[29/02/2016 18:05:38] NightKrow: Oh, ok XD
[29/02/2016 18:05:57] NightKrow: It's called stabingdon for a reason XD
[29/02/2016 18:06:25] snorlaxtotoro: I heard you guys don't have garbage disposals is that right?
[29/02/2016 18:07:07] NightKrow: the binmen come and pick our rubbish up in their bin lorries XD
[29/02/2016 18:07:32] snorlaxtotoro: I didn't understand half of that. XD
[/B][29/02/2016 18:07:40] NightKrow: Hahaha
[29/02/2016 18:07:44] Peter: :')

 

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