The Official Mafia Quote Thread

hexag0nsu... | Im just trying to chat you up a lil kara
hexag0nsu... | you seem real cute
Karakitte... | i'm 13
hexag0nsu... | yikes im out

LMAO MARZ
 
I present to you "Tepig":

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An abstract painting by the chef himself, Syn.
 
Ice Goddess: i will pray for you so hard
Ice Goddess: that god's dick protrudes out of the sky
Ice Goddess: and slaps your face so hard
Ice Goddess: that your sins spill out and never go back inside
Collector Elwood: Do you ever think about what you say or is it a thing that just happens
Ice Goddess: a mix of both

You can never have too much exposure to Andy.​
 
So Shak, Lost Heart, Bidoof FTW and I decided that we were going to sign up for the Swedish Armed Forces.

In other words, we did a test to show our Memory skills, spacial awareness, Concentration, Multitasks.

Most importantly it tested our team work, if one messed up it was game over for all.

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See if you can beat our score scrubs.
 
Bac you moved the average arrows up to where you scored

which means you just barely met average
 
Last time on epicmafia, the crew meets a rather rambunctious rando ...

Collector... | gnashys
Collector... | whatcha doin
Gnashys | Nothing at all
LostHeart | being a scum whore more like
Gnashys | Someone kill lost please
LostHeart | have i offended your delicate sensibilities

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Gnashys | Bacter
Bacteriop... | Don't call me Bacter
Bacteriop... | that's ew
Gnashys | Is lostheart your boyfriend or something
Collector... | omg
Bacteriop... | <3
LostHeart | too young for my tastes
Bacteriop... | <3
Gnashys | Callin it day 1​
 
Meanwhile in a game of EpicMafia, Lost was having fun with the randoms...

ausboss: i have 10 guns
GreyBidoof: (clap)
LostHeart: shoot them all
Naian: how tf do you have 10
ausboss: one for each finger
LostHeart: you could almost say
LostHeart: you have 10 finger-bangs
Naian: REKT
 
Bac finds himself in quite a bind on the skype chat!​

CHESS | EIORFNEORNFIOERNGOIFERNOGNEOIGE
CHESS | I SPILLED THE GRANOLA
LOST MASQUERADE | NOT THE GRANOLA
CHESS | MY PRECIOUS GRANOLA
CHESS | ALL OVER THE FLOOR
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | Chess calm the bahoodly down
JEREMY | hey kiyo between you and me what is your opinion on rimjobs
DELVIN MALLORY | Da booty
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | do you really want me to say it in this chat
JEREMY | did you just really ask me that question
CHESS | GRANOLA
CHESS | I'M STILL NOT OVER IT

Syn's friends react to his constant deaths on night zero.​

KingSyn, sided with the village, was put to restt.
CollectorElwood | he must be raging
Bardothren | Captain obvious, here to save the day!
CollectorElwood | Bard I s2g I will eat your skin with a bowl of brown rice

Elwood and Syn bond in the deadchat!​

KingSyn | personally I've been eating the booty like groceries since I was 12
CollectorElwood | well maybe if boys expressed interest in me I'd eat them
CollectorElwood | But there are no boys
CollectorElwood | And by eat them I of course mean
CollectorElwood | Cannibalism
KingSyn | this is not until dawn sir please desist
CollectorElwood | make me
CollectorElwood | I'll drizzle your innards with high fructose corn syrup

Bardothren plays a little unconventionally.​

Bardothren | Heads, I vote Bac.
Bardothren | Tails, I blow my own brains out with the fabbed gun.
GreyBidoof | ...
Bardothren | It was tails.
GreyBidoof | crap.

And that's what you missed on Glee.​
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