Chit-Chat: The One-Liner Pie RP: cats.

[Winter]

Anivia meets Lady Naz'jar in the new world and convinces her to create an eternal typhoon devastating the land.

 

[Foxrally]

Foxrally sighs once more and draws a massive circle around everyone with ButterKnifeXXIV, effectively creating a protective bubble as everything else is destroyed by the typhoon of little fancy cats.

 

[Winter]

Anivia pushes Foxrally out of the bubble.

 

[Jauntier]

*walks into tavern*

Greetings

 

[Gabri]

Gabri Instant Transmissons Foxrally back inside the bubble, and shoots a Big Bang Attack at the swirling vortex hoping to destabilize and dissipate it.

 

[Nero]

Nero wonders when he gets to go back to the old world. "#bringRPThome!" He rallies.

 

[Foxrally]

Foxrally thanks Gabri with a melodical fart and teleports everyone back to the meteor-ridden RPT home, where the only building left standing is a tavern.

 

[Nero]

Nero realises now that Jauntier is some form of time traveler or higher being that he can't even begin to comprehend, and decides to start a Jauntier religion, with the tavern being its church.

 

[Winter]

Anivia senses the presence of GLaDOS.

 

[Foxrally]

Foxrally hurls ButterknifeXXIV at Nero for questioning the allmightiness of Lord Blarzigord, the one and only.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri drinks a shot of firewater at the tavern.

 

[Junier]

Disclosed forgets what page she is on and, rather than start from the beginning again, sets her novel on fire.

 

[Jauntier]

Juan "God" Tier a.k.a. Jauntier sips a small shot glass of anti-aliased pixels at the SMPTE color bar in his self-dedicated temple tavern, Betamax, and watches omnisciently as Nero is wrongfully assaulted by heathens of the false god.

 

[Nero]

Nero informs Foxrally that in this temple, Jauntier is the only God, and proceeds to play the grand piano sitting in the corner of the tavern.

<!--Too busy playing, when I should be praying... no? Okay-->

 

[gimmepie]

gimmepie reminds The Nero that all your temples are belong to Blarzigord.

 

[Winter]

Anivia destroys all nearby buildings with a volley of icicles.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri fires a Scatter Shot that destroys most of the icicles, but he couldn't save some of the buildings. He ascends into a Super Saiyan 2 and taunts Anivia. "1v1 me ill fkn rekt u m8!!!1!"

 

[SmokedPaprika]

A penguin slaps Katalyst out of Super Saiyan 2. "No. Bad. Don't meme."

 

[Gabri]

Gabri unleashes his ki and kicks the penguin back to the South Pole.

 

[Jauntier]

Jauntier walks over to Nero, leaving behind a holographic afterimage trail of CYMK stills before addressing him in a charming yet monotonic timbre, "That's my favorite song. How would you like to be blessed today?"