The Roast of gimmepie

[Lucid]

Bottom of the barrel here. While I know everyone would probably do mccrash again, let's gather to honor gimmepie by ripping him a new one, or at least try to before this descends into a mafia game inside joke thread. Or just verbally abuse mccrash again, whatever

what is a roast?
"Roast (comedy) A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast."

And as always, we only roast the ones we love. <3

 

[Sirfetch’d]

who

 

[Alex]

you know, gimmiepie

 

[gimmepie]

 

[Omicron]

gimmepie is a dorky, sarcasm-full human version of simba

 

[Sirfetch’d]

the only pie i'd give him:

 

[Cay]

Wow cant believe we finally got a face reveal

 

[Oddball_]

Why roast a pie, shouldn't we bake it? You meant the ginger guy? Damn I was excited for a second.

 

[Somewhere_]

YES A ROAST OF GIMMEPIE

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

ROAST HIM HARD

 

[Her]

his intestines roasted him long ago

but for real he needs to be fucking beaten up for his lion mane neckbeard

 

[Spiff]

if you were a pie it would be a cow pie

 

[Ullion]

This is inaccurate. Your neckbeard is much more monstrous than this.

Wait... Harley beat me to it. gdi

 

[Omicron]

well, I guess my simba comment was more subtle than I thought, god damn it.

 

[gimmepie]

Hit me harder.

 

[Senjougahara]

U suck!!!!

 

[gimmepie]

U suck!!!!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Shamol]

Pie is the single most awful food ever

This will burn him harder than anything else you fellas say

 

[Winter]

when you send out your wedding invitations, remember to centralize the text and only use lowercase letters​

 

[Ullion]

Well, if Johnny's Hypothetical #3 thread proves anything, it's that you'll always finish before me.

 

[Foxrally]

U suck!!!!

not really good at it tbh, would leave him for iceben any day