The Roast of GLaDOS

[Alex]

The people have spoken....

what is a roast?
"Roast (comedy) A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast."

Give her your worst.

 

[Logan]

fucking kiwi

 

[Alex]

with a french name to boot

 

[Esper]

 

[blue]

hew?

 

[Somewhere_]

god status was lost

 

[Logan]

you were cooler when you were in sweater

 

[Her]

you were cooler when you were in sweater

this one isn't a lie tbh

 

[Nah]

i
um
tore my butthole from pooping too strenuously

 

[gimmepie]

I'd roast her but I'm pretty sure she'd cut me open and dine on my entrails. Probably whilst bragging about her imagined superiority and criticizing a non-existent aspect of my personality to fuel her own fragile ego.

 

[Spiff]

i
um
tore my butthole from pooping too strenuously

"from pooping too strenuously"