Things you don't say to a cop

[DarkKnight541]

Officer, could you please refill my flask? It's been a long day.

 

[Her]

Go back to your Spice Girls and Wham!

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Get out of the car? That's not what your mom said last night.

 

[Starway]

What I can't hear you, my Radio's to loud!!!

 

[Shedinja8]

"What? Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm alittle high right now so I wasn't paying attention..."

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

"Well, what do you know? All you do is sit on your ass all day and eat donughts." - real quote. Not mine, though - never had to deal with a cop.

 

[HoneyBubbles]

"yes, I am drunk, and you are ugly. However, tomorrow I'll be sober and you will still be ugly".. or something like that.
-uncreative- D:
Winston Churchill was funny.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Officer, do I have a bit of white powder on my nose? I tried to get it all off, but I don't have a mirror to check.

 

[Aether]

I swear to drunk I'm not god

 

[Spinor]

Cop: Sorry sir, I'm gonna have to confiscate that.

Me: That's what she said. :P

 

[Melody]

*stumbling around*
I'm no stinker...I..I mean drinker!

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Whatever, I done it. Don't know what it is, but I done it. Maybe now I can see my mama in the state pen now...

 

[Taemin]

-glances around all fast like-

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you..?

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

look a distraction!*runs away*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

1. Denied.
2. How about... no.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

*Cop points to blood on shirt*

Oh, that's just a stain. *Smiles*

 

[BHwolfgang]

Officer, are you just pulling me over because I stole your donuts, or was it because I slept with your wife last night? Oops! I didn't mean to say that!

It was the other way around.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

You are one ugly S.O.B. oh wait thats your mom.

 

[boo836]

Officer: Put your hands on your head.

Me: YOU DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS!

Or:

Me: I will when you touch your toes, which shall be.... never!

 

[Her]

You're one big CILF, you know?