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Things you don't say to a cop

Do you mind holding my beer while I back the car up?
 
I was clearly going 100 in a 60.. I mean, ughh... 60 in an 100.
 
*puts in silly face* Uhh....Is there a 'problem' officer!?

Uhh yeah there is...thats why I stopped you.
 
Officer: FREEZE!
You: Shh! I'm drunk and I'm trying to sleep.
 
*Officer looks at you*

Why don't you take a picture, It'll last longer! haha!
 
Listen, Officer. Don't arrest me and I'll share some of the drugs in the back.
 
Officer: Step out of the car please.
You: Okay Sir.
Officer: I-Is that screaming?
You: Oh, that's just my friend in the back. I tied him up. :3
 
Cop: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you, sir.
Suspect: WHAT?! I wanna go home... hey, do you think that Dorothy trick works?
 
What, you want some action as well? All it takes to have the best time of your life is four easy payments of $10.81. 8D
 
*Looks around* *Looks at officer* *shakes head*
"Duuude...diid yoou knoow...theress uh carr...thaat ruuns ooon wattter maaan!"
 
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