Things you don't say to a cop

[beauty. proletariat]

I'm allergic to iron. You cant handcuff me!

 

[Aizuke]

Are you one of the village people?

Heh.

Hey, I pay taxes, I get to speed. D<

 

[Her]

You won't like me when I'm angry.

 

[Aizuke]

Do you purposely pull me over just because I'm asian? :[

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Are you just racist to ugly people?

 

[Her]

^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Give my back my license, I'm allowed to drive. Just because I'm old.

 

[Careful With That Axe Pichu!]

Heh.

I feel scared telling this to an assistant admin, but...

that was said in one of the first few pages.

:nervous:

Well, telling that to a cop twice isn't recommendable either, is it? XD

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Look, I know the real reason you were chasing my car, It wasn't because I was throwing those adult magazines out of the window... Its because you were catching them.

 

[Her]

My speedometers acting up, it's turned itself into a gaydar, which is why it's pointing towards you.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

I thought I could get away with speeding if my headlights were off.

 

[Her]

Was that your cat?
I mean, dog?

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Hey, I might have been speeding, but so were you!

 

[Her]

I have a mental disease, explaining my road rage.
It's called road rage.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Hey gramps. Why are you pickin on lil kiddies for huh?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Next time, it'll be me ramming YOU off the road!

 

[Her]

That better be your baton poking me.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

In Soviet Russia, sobriety test takes YOU!

 

[Her]

Sobriety tests are for drunk people.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Wow, you must've been 125 mph to catch up to me!

 

[Her]

That old granny was worth 125 points, don't break my record.