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Things you don't say to a cop

I'll remain silent for as long as you want.
 
You: Hey sexy! What's shaking?~

Officer: Your handcuffs of doom pervert!
 
Hai there over at precinct 666. We are way better then you over at precinct 1337.
Or
Officer did you let your fugitive running? No why? Cause there he goes. Run tony run!
 
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the village people?

Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop. No donut.

You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

I pay your salary

So uh, you on the take or what?

Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
 
Ah i know you! Oh did you see my award ceremony? No i just recoginez you from that pic next to your bed. By the way your wife is really tasty :D
 
I give you consent to search everywhere in my car except the center console. Why? I... Um... Let's play 20 Questions and see if you can guess what's in there, okay?
 
What me? I would never drink! Never ever! Acually sir I am offended that you even brought it up!
 
Who the hell do you think you are, Walker Texas Ranger?
 
You can't arrest me. This isn't my car.
 
- i am in ur jail system, releasin ur d00ds.
- (After officer pulls out gun) Mine's bigger. *pulls out 600 Nitro Express*
 
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