Things you don't say to a cop

*Stumbles out of tractor*

"Honest i havent been drinking" *Throws up over policemans shoes*


You all get the point
 
[went is the officer (policey staff ftw :D)]

Uhh... I thought you went?
 
I'm not as thunk as you drunk I am!
 
Didn't I see you working at Wal-Mart last week?
 
Oh hai there i need some bullets i spent all of mine doing a mob hit.
 
Would you really lock up... YOUR FATHER?

*Dun dun dun*
 
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