I'm thinking about how unfortunate it is that in the year of our lord 2017, we continue to persecute pizzas based on such a rudimentary trait. Why must we, as an advanced, cognitive civilization, still grapple with the idea that a pizza's toppings determine neither its personality nor its contribution to society.
A pineapple pizza might be out there right now, volunteering at a charity or helping an old lady cross the street, while you, Pokecommunity user Luna, are sitting at your computer radicalizing the pineapple movement.
Listen, I don't know what a pineapple pizza ever did to you, but stereotyping is wrong. All we need is some love! I dream of a world where all pizzas have the same rights, represented formally in the house by our savior Mr. Hawaiin. Who knows, maybe one day we'll transcend this baseless stigma and see a president who'll break these imaginary boundaries that separate us! Hawaiin for president 2k20!
I'm so sick of this world. ALL PIZZAS ARE CREATED EQUAL.
**** anchovies tho lmao suc it little fishy pieces of trash