Vending Machine

[Starlight]

Your ship blows up ;)

*inserts Glaceon*

 

[Zeostar]

Oh wow rekoil fell out of the machine

*inserts a prehistoric caveman*

 

[Allen303]

You got a prehistoric cavewoman!

"Inserts star destroyer"

 

[Gardevoir1]

You get a star (no not that big, it'll fit in the palm of your hand)

*inserts 3 gummy bears and an RC helicopter*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a lifetime obligation to airdrop gummy bears into hungry kid's mouths =3
Gardevoir1 Air Bears!

*inserts a piece of the ship that got blown up =(*

 

[Starlight]

You get wn, Lef. That was all that survived.

*inserts spectacles*

 

[Megan]

You get an explosion! But you're too cool to look at it.

*inserts heirloom of the royal family*

 

[Zeostar]

Wow who knew he would fall from this machine? It's a christmas miracle!

Spoiler:

*inserts a counterfeit dollar*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your fake dollar back and then get pulled aside by a master counterfeiter, who teaches you how to improve your counterfeiting craft.
The new fake dollar you insert gets you a pack of fake Pokemon TCG cards!

*inserts the Tacitus*

 

[Starlight]

You get the vending machine rising up and taking the world. It starts by eating you as a light morning snack.

*inserts peanut butter*

 

[Megan]

A guy in a suit climbs out of the vending machine and holds a sign in your face that reads "gross"

*inserts DVD*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a VHS player.... oh wait.
You'll have to make do I suppose? xD

*inserts cookies*

 

[Starlight]

You get the cookie monster emerging from the machine to mug you!

*inserts bandana*

 

[Eleanor]

You get the whole Jack Sparrow!

*inserts Ash Ketchup*

 

[Megan]

You made Ash sad. How would you feel if someone stuffed you inside a vending machine? ._.

*inserts pog*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a refund and an apology. The critical jury inside the vending machine doesn't think the pog in question qualifies as a pog. They'd like to ask you to insert a better pog.

*inserts blueprints*

 

[Zeostar]

I still don't know what pog means.

Anyways, you get red prints.

*inserts coin*

 

[Starlight]

You get a free trip to the supermarket!

*inserts Ash Ketchup*

😱


*Inserts coupon*

 

[Eleanor]

😱

*Inserts coupon*

And you get an apology coupon in exchange :)

(no but like I hoped there would be some fun answer to that... ok ok)

*Inserts thesis*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your doctorate!

*inserts magic marker*

I still don't know what pog means.

play of the game. Pretty much just used for awesome moments/plays.