Vending Machine

[Eleanor]

You get... a bunch of yugioh cards? I think?

*inserts cute hairclip*

 

[StCooler]

You get Yugi Muto's wig.

*inserts slice of pizza*

 

[Starlight]

You get a small tip and the door slammed in your face.

*inserts minidisc*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Walkman! I hope you still have cassettes for it?

*insert a random Dirt Block from Minecraft*

 

[Gardevoir1]

You get a Walkman! I hope you still have cassettes for it?

*insert a random Dirt Block from Minecraft*

You get 64 metric tons of dirt sourced from your local landfill! Better think of a good place to put it all.

*insert a solid orange flag*

 

[Eleanor]

You get a jersey of the Dutch national soccer team :)

*inserts a seed*

 

[Starlight]

You get Audrey II...

*inserts gambling chip*

 

[StCooler]

EDIT: (I am too slow)
You get a straight flush!

*Inserts his old cell phone*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a phonecall from Past You! Is there anything you want to say to yourself?

*inserts a dirty rag*

 

[Zeostar]

I gift you a clean rag.

*inserts an emoji depicting sadness*

 

[Megan]

You get a shirt with a smiley and "cheer up" below it.

*inserts Spongebob Blu-ray disc*

 

[StCooler]

You get a dictionary of all Spongebob memes.

*Inserts apple*

 

[ReKoil]

You get your apple back. It now has a worm. It's basically Applin!

*inserts tomfoolery*

 

[Zeostar]

Jackpot! You get tom hannifan

*inserts the entire planet of mars into the vending machine*

 

[StCooler]

Now the Martians attack humanity for stealing their planet! I hope you're proud of you :(

*Inserts a spoon of chocolate icecream*

 

[Megan]

It spews out cooling liquit. Seems like the vending machine was lactose intolerant. :(

*inserts Game of Life*

 

[ReKoil]

You get more starting lives for that one game you keep game overing in. Maybe you can beat it now? =D

*inserts Dream Ball*

 

[Zeostar]

"Here's Freddie"!

*inserts the entire script of the bee movie*

 

[StCooler]

You get attacked by Vespiqueen and Apitrinis!

*Inserts his son Kabuto*

 

[Starlight]

You get a visit from child services...

*inserts bad haiku*