Vending Machine

[Megan]

You glued the coin slot shut. Now, nobody can get anything from it, anymore. You also get nothing. Well, if you wait long enough you will probably be able to watch someone clean it again. They probably have something better to do in life. Like, not being forced to clean the dirt that others caused. Maybe they wanted to be a doctor? That would have allowed them to have a better income to support their family. The family they barely can feed with their cleaning job. A job that still takes away the majority of their life time. Time they will never get back. It's a hard job and it's not satisfying but they have to do it. because you poured putting into the machine. I hope you're happy now. :(

*inserts map*

 

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine slaps on a 'you are here' sticker and hands it back to you 😉

*inserts a secret recipe for a chocolate bar*

 

[Starlight]

You get what looks like eyes made of starlight twinkling inside the machine. You then hear what appears to be a metal door opening and slamming shut again. Quickly hastening footsteps trail off into the distance. You catch cold waiting for the gift that never comes...

*inserts shampoo*

 

[Megan]

The Vending Machine starts jumping around and you hear someone singing inside. It sounds like they're taking a shower. Then you hear a loud "ping" sound as if something is ready. The door opens and someone hands you a clean T-Shirt.

*inserts sand castle*

 

[ReKoil]

You get this:

Spoiler:

Now you can go make more! The VM does request exclusive rights to selling off your sand castles, though....

*inserts empty batteries*

 

[Zeostar]

You gain fullness.

*inserts a flat earther*

 

[Starlight]

You get a very flat earther. The vending machine's best friend is a satellite 😈

*inserts bingo card*

 

[Megan]

You get it back but with the middle field crossed out. Well, it was crossed out at the beginning. But now it's even more crossed out. Seems like your luck isn't particularly good today.

*inserts someone else's credit card*

 

[ReKoil]

You get sued for credit card fraud. You then get sent to a free room with two meals a day and a built in toilet that you're not allowed to leave!

*inserts a map to aid Megan's jailbreak*

 

[Starlight]

You get a metal file and some cake mix...

*inserts chicken*

 

[Megan]

You get an Easter egg. And it's almost Christmas, too! :D

*inserts random number*

 

[Eleanor]

You get the timetable of a bus route. Because sometimes it feels like they made it up at random~

*inserts hair dye*

 

[Zeostar]

You get it back, but it's contaminated hair dye. It makes hair die. Baldness extends a welcoming hand.

*inserts a ninja*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a throwing star. Be careful, Starlight might want it back.

*inserts an essay on why Vending Machines should be kept around*

 

[Megan]

You get another Vending machine that was hiding inside. And that Vending Machine gives you another Vending Machine. You can guess where is this is going.

*inserts Möbius band*

 

[Starlight]

You get a broken vending machine!!! What? You really think it could hold old Möbius, a bass player, a drummer with full drum kit, a keyboardist, two guitarists and a backing singer? Shame on you! Now where will I get my fix of infinitely looping songs from Megan?

*inserts Megan's hammer*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM bans everyone who posts here because it wants some peace and quiet.

*insert peace dove*

 

[Megan]

You get apprehended for animal abuse. But the good news is: turns out you were the villain of the world all along. And now everyone is living in peace! :D

*inserts metal disc with a number on it*

 

[Starlight]

You get your drinks taken to the table number on the disc...

*inserts boater hat*

 

[Roni]

You get a sailor's tongue!

*inserts hundreds of computer cables*