Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

You get a ticket to go watch Firestarter at your nearest cinema =3

*inserts a Tulip*

 

[Squirtle Bulbasaur]

You get a flower bed!

*Inserts some chocolate biscuits*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get my autograph! And my eternal gratitude!

*Inserts 1 bottle of Oran Berry Juice.

 

[ReKoil]

You get a Poffin! =3

*Inserts a map with the location of Atlantis*

 

[Megan]

You get the map with the location of the lost continent Mu.

*inserts whip*

 

[NearAutomas]

You obtained the "Cowboy hat and snakeless boots".

*inserts vending machine into the vending machine*

 

[ReKoil]

You just created a TARDIS that looks like a Vending Machine!
Hopefully you'll use it wisely =3

*inserts lawnmower*

 

[Zeostar]

Out comes grass.

*inserts an old CRT television*

 

[Megan]

You get an VHS tape containing the latest episode of your favorite 90s TV show!

*inserts telephone*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Rotom Phone!

*Inserts a Sweet Heart ... reluctantly.*

 

[Starlight]

You get a new sweetheart in the form of a vending machine that now adores you for giving it such a lovely gift!

*inserts make-up*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a motivational speech by the VM to try and persuade you to not use the stuff anymore as you are beautiful just the way you are!

*inserts a tablet with nothing but cat videos on it*

 

[Megan]

You don't get a cat because keeping cats inside a vending machine would be animal abuse. You do, however, get a coupon that you can redeem in the nearest animal shelter for a free pet cat!

*inserts pencil*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Jigglypuff holding a pencil and with a serious habit to draw on sleeping people's faces!

*Inserts a Twisted Spoon.*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM unbends it and returns it to you. That is what you wanted, right?

*inserts a carrot cake*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a carrot and a grey bunny. "What's up, Doc ?"

*Inserts a tank* (Don't ask me how.)

 

[Megan]

You get a miniature of a water tank. But no water. That costs extra.

*inserts insert key from my keyboard*

 

[Starlight]

You get sore fingers from this point on!

*inserts Dr. Dre CD*

 

[Zeostar]

The machine forgot about dre. Nothing came out.

*inserts an entire blender*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get 99 Pokéblocks!

*Inserts her microphone.*